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   alt.fan.adolf-hitler      Apparently for more than the moustache      4,278 messages   

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   Alex Vangel to All   
   How The Jews Crushed Hitler And His Inep   
   12 Apr 14 16:56:55   
   
   XPost: soc.men, misc.survivalism   
   From: hihitler@nospam.net   
      
   Hitler didn't have blonde hair or blue eyes because he had Jewish blood   
   coursing through his veins.   It's no surprise that the only human he   
   ever killed in 56 years was the Kraut stooge who he saw in his shaving   
   mirror.   Hitler's Mein Kamf was ghost written by a Jewish Communist   
   who was well compensated for having prison sex with der Fuherer.   
   Hitler especially enjoyed being cornholed by socialist Jews in the ass.   
      
   I want to be just like Hitler, but the Jews who fund my room and board   
   won't allow me.   
      
   Here are some quotes from Mein Kamf:   
      
   "With the highest degree of obesity in the world, masses of people who   
   can barely read or write and a general ability to believe anything   
   repeated to them more than 3 times, the sausage eating, beer swilling   
   people of Germany win the award for being tops in the categories of   
   Fat, Stupid & Gullible.  One day I will rule them all!   
      
      
   Since all of us know know that the only road to   
   immortality it to eat a steaming pile of my shit,   
   It's time we started to manufacture it in huge piles for our   
   personal consumption.   
      
   White supremacists are known pedophiles and homosexuals and therefore   
   are natural subjects of my torture camps.   
      
   I like taking fat juicy nigger cocks in my ass and mouth.   The walls   
   of my trailer are adorned with pictures of pedophilic sex with all   
   kinds of children and I learned everything I know now when I was in   
   prison and owned by several very virile black men.  My Daddt also raped   
   me several times as a child.  Here is a list,  which describes my   
   passion for my fellow male homosexuals very well.   
      
   1: Kissing men. Kissing a man is still somehow more culturally erotic   
   than kissing a woman, unless of course you are another woman. I mean   
   look at straight audiences in movie-theatres when men kiss on screen.   
   So   
   when you kiss a man, and you are a man, you are pre-primed by culture   
   to   
   be having a more exciting time. And it is nice to tenderly and softly   
   kiss a man. Not for me the hard kiss of would-be studs in   
   leather-chaps.   
      
   2: Men's nipples. I love them. You sort of venture your way to find   
   them, pretending to get lost on the way, just to add excitement and   
   then   
   your fingertips find those nice neat flat nubs and that is good, but   
   even better is a bit of oral action when the tongue comes out to trace   
   circles. I love the way men's nipples are often related to orgasm. A   
   slight pinch or a rub at that crucial moment and ka-blooey!   
      
   3: Men's erections beneath their clothes, in underwear, under towels,   
   in   
   swimming briefs... well, just about anywhere. Then your job is to   
   slowly, mouth-wateringly unwrap 'em. There is something so   
   inexpressibly   
   tender about male erections which is why I dislike American culture   
   where the penis is a jackhammer. No, erections are sweet. And they are   
   polite, because they're there because of you.   
      
   4: Men's butts. I love smooth butts, tight and small. It is the   
   breast-thing transgfereed down and around the back or are breasts the   
   butt think moved up and to the front. Either way a handfull is a   
   handfull is a handfull. And becuse the male butt is a bisected piece   
   this gives even greater pleasure. Remember peaches and the curves and   
   crease. And hmm, what have we here between them..   
      
   5: Men's anus'. Such a secret little entry-way to the hidden palace of   
   the king.It is nice going slowly towards them, taking your time,   
   tickling the hair of the perineum on the way, pausing there and letting   
   a finger tickle and lightly touch the under-ball hair and then burrow   
   further in and reach your goal and a finger's slight entry between   
   while   
   your partner bucks a little and murmurs because it does feel so good.   
      
   6: Foreplay. I like that slow process. I also am inclined to like   
   starting off without erection. Like you take your partner and they take   
   you right from the beginning. There is something wonderful about   
   witnessing that slow erection from soft to hard and shy to proud. And   
   you go places. You pause on the Slopes of Kiss for hours. You loiter on   
   the Oral Cliffs. You saunter along Stomach Flat, get lost in Darks Of   
   Hair... It is yummy.   
      
   7: Mutual Masturbation. I love watching other men touch themselves so   
   well while you are doing ditto and both helping the other out with a   
   hand here, a finger there, a lick elsewhere. I love watching them come   
   with the look on their faces that they never have any other time.   
      
   8: Oral sex. Well I'm into oral sex as part of the action, but never   
   the   
   whole game. I do love my tongue as it tongues delicately the dick. But   
   me, well, I'm not really a 'do you swallow or spit' type boy because I   
   seldom get there but when I do, I swallow and reach for that glass of   
   water instantly. Oral sex as the whole game is inclined to be too much   
   work and there are more interesting things to do.   
      
   9: Sodomy. Sodomy is fun, whether catching or pitching, giving or   
   receiving, screwing or being screwed. Yoou can play games with power   
   that are fun for most males because a male isn't meant to be screwed   
   and   
   you are being screwed or screwing. See what I mean when I say that   
   gayness was almost more fun when it was illegal.  It overlaid the whole   
   process with connotations. So sodomy is often where you get the games   
   with culture that make the sex more interesting. Then of course it feel   
   fine... There is nothing like being screwed and the person screwing you   
   MAKES you come and you don't even have to think about it. It is fun   
   screwing someone and feeling them come from the other side. It is fun   
   finding different ways of doing it because there and really there only   
   are you locked together in one mass and loving it.   
      
   10: Towels. I love those white cotton towels that you use to mop up the   
   come and wipe yourself down before snuggling up to go to sleep   
   immediately because you are males and that is what males do.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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