XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: meow@meow.meow   
      
   Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:   
      
   > Since a few people are unhappy with the decision to disqualify Deggie   
   > (the Wacko-worshipper of AMM-J) from both 72-Raisins and HL&S, the   
   > following preliminary poll is provided for the purpose of   
   > consultation.   
   >   
   > Which of the following awards should Deggie be nominated for? [Vote   
   > for one only.]   
   >   
   >      Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker   
   No.   
   >      72 Raisins "Crackpot Religion" Award   
   For voicing the beliefs of some of Wacko's most   
   pathetic fans, sure.   
   >      Both of the above   
   >      Neither of the above   
   >      Other (please specify)   
   >   
   >   
   > If there's a big majority for or against one option, I'll abide by the   
   > majority view, but if it's close I'll use my own judgement. Giving   
   > your reasons might be a good idea.   
   >   
   > Only genuine kookologists and AMM-J "haters" are entitled to vote in   
   > this poll. Wacko-fans and Dink-clones can fuck off.   
   >   
   > All Hael Fluffy!   
   >   
      
   If it is a troll, then it has been using the same hook for years,   
   and does a pretty good impression of the weak minded fools who   
   have descended into the most pathetic depths of hero worship to   
   put their faith into Jackoff's puerile ramblings.   
      
   I believe there is sufficient evidence to make the case for   
   fanaticism.   
      
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   From: "Deggie"    
   Newsgroups: alt.fan.elton-john   
   Subject: Re: Repost Michael Jackson site   
   Date: Tue, 11 Dec 2001 11:56:54 -0000   
   Lines: 34   
   Message-ID: <9v4s9f$73e$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>   
      
   OK... not that I'd need to, but I'll give you a few more clues:   
      
      
   1.   Michael Jackson was crucified by the media at age 33.   
   2.   MJ is living at the end of the 1900s and the beginning of the 2000s,   
         that is around the year 2000.   
   3.   MJ is world-famous.  He is trying to heal the world but he's   
         misunderstood and lots of people criticise him.   
   4.   MJ can perform extraordinary "miracles", like the moonwalk.   
   5.   MJ's father is named Joseph.   
   6.   MJ's middle name starts with the letter J.   
      
   I know I have to make things easy for you simple-minded (and simple-   
   eared)   
   Elton fans,   
   but do I really have to spell it out?   
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