XPost: alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.showbiz.gossip, wackojacko@neverland.com   
   XPost: alt.music.michael-jackson   
   From: oceanstripclubdjrodney@comcast.net   
      
   oceanstrip wrote:   
      
   > Y. Holter wrote:   
   >   
   >> On Thu, 21 Oct 2004 07:23:35 -0400, "caryrjr"    
   >> wrote:   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>> Exclusive: Lyrics to New Michael Jackson Song Discovered   
   >>>   
   >>> When New Jersey prosecutors seized a pair of Michael Jackson's   
   >>> underpants, along with some handwritten notes from Henry Vaccaro   
   >>> Sr.'s warehouse several weeks ago, no one realized at the time that   
   >>> they had confiscated unpublished song lyrics to an as yet untitled   
   >>> song apparently penned by Jackson just a few months ago. The song   
   >>> addresses the King of Pop's unusual behaviour in a frank and   
   >>> unsettling manner. We at the Spoof have obtained exclusive access to   
   >>> these song lyrics, which one can hope will surface on Jackson's next   
   >>> studio album, tentatively titled "The Pedophile", which is scheduled   
   >>> to be released in June of 2005.   
   >>>   
   >>> Untitled Michael Jackson Song   
   >>>   
   >>> Shamore   
   >>> Shamore   
   >>> You gotta uh   
   >>>   
   >>> So I like to have sex with little boys   
   >>> I lure them to Neverland with fancy toys   
   >>> That one kid had cancer, he'll die anyday   
   >>> Just ain't no way they're gonna put me away.   
   >>>   
   >>> Hee hee   
   >>> Whooo   
   >>> Shamore   
   >>>   
   >>> I got bored with my chimpanzee   
   >>> Sex with him just didn't do it for me   
   >>> I tried to have sex with Lisa Marie   
   >>> But I'm Whacko Jacko, and that just ain't me.   
   >>>   
   >>> All right   
   >>> Shamore   
   >>> Hee hee   
   >>>   
   >>>    
   >>>   
   >>> Gonna buy me a white boy   
   >>> Gonna dangle him high   
   >>> Gonna wait till he's seven   
   >>> And make his ass mine   
   >>> Gonna name him umbrella   
   >>> Gonna wrap him in lace   
   >>> Gonna put him through hella   
   >>> And jizz on his face.   
   >>>   
   >>> Shamore   
   >>> Shamore   
   >>> Hee hee   
   >>> Shamore   
   >>> Hee hee   
   >>>   
   >>> I've had hundreds of surgeons work on my nose   
   >>> My skin is transparent and so white it glows   
   >>> I can't go outside in the rain or I'll melt   
   >>> But that's fine cuz I got some new boys to be felt.   
   >>>   
   >>> Chorus x 2   
   >>>   
   >>> Shamore   
   >>> All right   
   >>> Hee hee   
   >>>   
   >>> I'm a freak of nature to the highest degree   
   >>> And all of my fans think I'm nice as can be   
   >>> But they're all morons, they don't even care   
   >>> If I have a roomful of naked boys brushing my hair.   
   >>>   
   >>> Shamore   
   >>> Shamore   
   >>> Hee hee   
   >>> You gotta uh   
   >>> Shamore   
   >>> Yeah   
   >>>   
   >>> Chorus   
   >>>   
   >>> Jackson sould not be reached for comment as he was too busy trying to   
   >>> trade his daughter Paris to another couple for their son.   
   >>>   
   >>> http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i3566   
   >>>   
   >>> --   
   >>> Pamela K. Russell   
   >>> Wacko Jacko Fan of the Millennium   
   >>> Please email quotes with link to   
   >>> original message to caryrjr@gmail.com   
   >>> http://pamelakrussell.freeservers.com/   
   >>>   
   >   
   >   
   > You forgot to post this where it would piss off the people most   
   > deserving to be pissed off by this. That unfortunate oversight has now   
   > been corrected. Otherwise, grest job!   
   >   
   >>   
   >>   
   > Now anyone have the E-mail addresses of the prosecution team or anyone   
   > at Neverland?   
      
   Ooops! My mistake! Apparently there is no such thing as   
   alt.fan.michael-jackson so here we go alt.music.michael-jackson Enjoy!   
      
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