XPost: alt.radio.satellite, alt.gossip.celebrities   
   From: randy588@yahoo.com   
      
   (Copied and pasted from elsewhere)   
      
   >I bought a car the other day with a voice-activated   
   >> satellite radio:   
   >>   
   >> You just say what you want to hear, and it   
   >> automatically tunes to the right   
   >> channel.   
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   >>   
   >> "Fifties rock!" I ordered, and Buddy Holly and the   
   >> Big Bopper were blasting   
   >> out of the speakers.   
   >>   
   >>   
   >>   
   >> "Alt Country!" I commanded, and the radio started   
   >> playing the Jayhawks and   
   >> the Flatlanders.   
   >>   
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   >>   
   >> Just about then a kid ran right in front of me,   
   >> chasing an errant fly ball.   
   >> I slammed on the brakes, narrowly avoided hitting   
   >> him.   
   >>   
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   >>   
   >> "FUCKING KIDS!" I roared at the top of my lungs, and   
   >> immediately the radio   
   >> started playing Michael Jackson songs.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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