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   alt.fan.michael-jackson      A terrific babysitter for little boys      171 messages   

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   Message 9 of 171   
   Aratzio to All   
   Re: alan, John, Lady M. and Route   
   13 Sep 04 12:56:31   
   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, alt.alien.visitors   
   From: a6ahlyv02@sneakemail.com   
      
   On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 15:29:28 -0400, Blazm Flazm    
   transparently proposed:   
      
   >So Aratzio sez to me, they sez:   
   >   
   >> On Mon, 13 Sep 2004 15:02:48 -0400, Blazm Flazm    
   >> transparently proposed:   
   >>   
   >>>So Aratzio done sed to me, he sed:   
   >>>   
   >>>> On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 16:35:18 -0400, Blazm Flazm  got   
   >>>> double secret probation because:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>So Aratzio sez to me, they sez:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>> On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 18:28:12 GMT, Lady Motown   
   >>>>>>  got double secret probation because:   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>EmmaPeachfuzz wrote:   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>Peach Fuzz,   
   >>>>>>>Why don't you take your own advice and shut the fuck up before you get   
   >>>>>>>stepped on you mental "midget".   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>Now leave Pam alone "Sasquatch" before I tie you down a shave your   
   >>>>>>>hairy   
   >>>>>>>  face.   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> No Lady would make such threats of violence. But you being a female   
   >>>>>> member of Homo Sapiens (fur cebonoyl guvaxf V pnyyrq ure Tnl) does not   
   >>>>>> make you a Lady. So in the future drop the Lady moniker for something   
   >>>>>> more appropriate, like Ignorant, Fuckwit, Moron or Nitwit. They are   
   >>>>>> much more fitting appellations than Lady where you are concerned. You   
   >>>>>> also should refrain from mention of anyones   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>...as long as u promise not to point out apostrophe, comma, and   
   >>>>>punctuation abuse, k slacker?   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> Sniff, was that a puntuation lame, sniff, yup, stinks just like one.   
   >>>   
   >>>Should reek a bit fainter than your actual spelling and grammar, IMO.   
   >>>   
   >>>You were the one laming over your imaginary "intelligence superiority".   
   >>>You'd think that someone claiming to be as bright as you would be able to   
   >>>figure out the syntax for a comma separated list in english.   
   >>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>> intelligence, as your is   
   >>>>>> quite obvious on the left side of average.   
   >>>   
   >>>See?  It just doesn't work coming from you.  Go get yourself a phonics   
   >>>monkey, do0rkn0b.   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> Poor baby, best you can do is just run through the Lamer handbook?   
   >> IKYABWI as usual. Fuck you are predictable.   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> 'Ratz   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>Lady   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> Shut the fuck up, you stupid know-nothing hag. Nobody's running   
   >>>>>>>> anywhere except away from foul stench that spews forth from your   
   >>>>>>>> pie-hole.   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> Jilly   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>> cowardly newsfroup sneckage restored.   
   >>>   
   >>>When will you ever realize that nobody but you cares?   
   >>>   
   >>>Afraid to face the facts, coward?   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >> IKYABWAI, again? So soon after the other one? What happened nothing   
   >> original in that empty space between your ears?   
   >   
   >I'm sorry.   
      
   Most assuredly you are, thanks for the admission.   
      
   >   
   >Your last sentence makes no sense because of horrible punctuation.   
   >   
      
   Yep, Lamers handbook.   
      
   >Please use your astronomical IQ (aka: hat full of words on tiny slips of   
   >paper) to construct a valid sentence which expresses your intended meaning.   
   >   
   >>   
   >> So what you think changing the original newsfroup lines is somehow   
   >> less cowardly? You are one simple motherfucker to slap around.   
   >>   
   >> Original newsfroups restored. Not even a worthy effort numb nutz.   
   >   
   >Translation: (insert screaming infant sound effect.)   
   >   
   Translation: As usual nothing even approaching a flame, so Mop just   
   post what ever he happens to hear in his head.   
      
   >>   
   >> 'Ratz   
   >>   
   >> How did that whole IP address thing work out for you?   
   >   
   >I wasn't the one who first proclaimed it to be an IP, did I?   
   >   
   >> You ever get   
   >> that figured out? Tee Heeeeee   
   >   
   >I told you that I knew it wasn't an IP for 2 reasons.  You and your pals   
   >kept claiming otherwise.  It's because you will do the stupidest things to   
   >get attention.  Admit it, loser.   
   >   
      
   And yet yet went on and on and on, even after you were told you had   
   been torlled. Just like now. Denial will not make that hook any less   
   obvious. You remind me of one of those toys with the string to make   
   them talk. I pull, you wank. HEE HEEE HEEEE.   
      
   'Ratz   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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