XPost: rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc, alt.startrek, alt.startrek.enterprise   
   From: minorvus-sucar@charter.net   
      
   "Frank J. Lhota"  wrote in   
   news:L8GdnUxXPK3CUQLcRVn-rQ@rcn.net:   
      
   > I recently watched the MST3K DVD "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians".   
   > IMHO the main problem is that the Martians are not worthy adversaries   
   > for Kris Kringle. Perhaps we could make a better picture if Santa and   
   > the kids had a better foil.   
   >   
   > "Star Trek" suggests many better alien species for Claus and company   
   > to overcome:   
   >   
   > - the Klingons (talk about a tough fight!),   
   > - the Vulcans (they must learn that Christmas need not be logical),   
   > - the Ferengis (try teaching THEM generosity!)   
   > - or the Borg (perhaps Santa can assimilate them into his workshop)   
   >   
   > We could also take the fantasy route. Need a LOTR Christmas special?   
   > It would be hard to beat "Santa Claus Conquers the Orcs".   
      
   Star Wars III: Santa Claus Conquers the Sith.   
      
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