XPost: rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc, alt.startrek, alt.startrek.enterprise   
   From: pavsnerp@bellsouth.net   
      
   1. The Iotians: Hey, with their killer learning curve, they'll catch on   
   quickly to Christmas.   
      
   2. The Gem'Hadar: Provided the founders can genetically alter them to enjoy   
   the holiday before they kill the elves, the deer and Ms. Claus.   
      
   3.Klingons: Trading in eggnog for bloodwine? Err, let's get back to that one   
   later...   
   "Frank J. Lhota"  wrote in message   
   news:L8GdnUxXPK3CUQLcRVn-rQ@rcn.net...   
   >I recently watched the MST3K DVD "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians". IMHO   
   >the main problem is that the Martians are not worthy adversaries for Kris   
   >Kringle. Perhaps we could make a better picture if Santa and the kids had a   
   >better foil.   
   >   
   > "Star Trek" suggests many better alien species for Claus and company to   
   > overcome:   
   >   
   > - the Klingons (talk about a tough fight!),   
   > - the Vulcans (they must learn that Christmas need not be logical),   
   > - the Ferengis (try teaching THEM generosity!)   
   > - or the Borg (perhaps Santa can assimilate them into his workshop)   
   >   
   > We could also take the fantasy route. Need a LOTR Christmas special? It   
   > would be hard to beat "Santa Claus Conquers the Orcs".   
   >   
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