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   From: NOSPAM.FrankLho@rcn.com   
      
   "Benjamin Pavsner"  wrote in message   
   news:jcSnd.37801$z3.35541@bignews5.bellsouth.net...   
   > 1. The Iotians: Hey, with their killer learning curve, they'll catch on   
   > quickly to Christmas.   
      
   LOL, or rather HOHOHO!   
      
   > 2. The Gem'Hadar: Provided the founders can genetically alter them to   
   > enjoy the holiday before they kill the elves, the deer and Ms. Claus.   
      
   Well, at least the Jem'Hadar are easy to buy for. Trust me, you can't go   
   wrong by giving Ketracel-white.   
      
   > 3.Klingons: Trading in eggnog for bloodwine? Err, let's get back to that   
   > one later...   
      
   Actually, the more interesting story might be found among the Vulcans. In   
   "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians", Ms Claus seems particularly anxious in   
   front of the TV cameras. Could she be afraid that the media might discover   
   something about her Pon Farr that lead to her becoming Ms. Claus? There will   
   always be the question as to who Kris Kringle killed in the fight for the   
   primal urge to mate.   
      
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