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|    Joseph Nebus to All    |
|    MiSTed: The Tale of Jimmy Rabbit, Chapte    |
|    28 Aug 25 22:35:46    |
      [continued from previous message]               JOEL: [ As Frisky ] Why is Farmer Green's henhouse in China?        CROW: [ As Jimmy ] No, no, it's not the henhouse that's ...              > And they were almost as hard as       > stones."               TOM: Why would you keep china eggs in a henhouse?        CROW: What, hens can't have nicknacks? Next you'll tell me the cows can't       have their thimble collection.              >       > Frisky Squirrel laughed.               JOEL: [ As Frisky ] I thought it was just a wild coincidence he broke three       teeth on weirdly hard eggs in a row but now I understand!              >       > "I wish we had some more," he said.               TOM: [ As Frisky ] I'm hungry for eggs too!        CROW: [ As Jimmy ] No, no, see, the eggs are ...              > "Then we could       > hang a May basket on Fatty Raccoon's door....               JOEL: Oh, I don't think you should mess with Fatty and food.              > I don't suppose       > you'd care to go back to Henry's house and get those eggs?"       >       > "I don't suppose I would," said Jimmy Rabbit.               CROW: Why not? Is he still using them?        TOM: Maybe he needs to darn some socks?              [ End of Chapter 4 ]              --        Joseph Nebus        Math Blog: https://nebusresearch.wordpress.com       Humor Blog: https://nebushumor.wordpress.com       --------------------------------------------------------+---------------------              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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