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   Message 344 of 377   
   Joseph Nebus to All   
   MiSTed: The Tale of Jimmy Rabbit, Chapte   
   28 Aug 25 22:35:46   
   
   [continued from previous message]   
      
    JOEL: [ As Frisky ]  Why is Farmer Green's henhouse in China?   
    CROW: [ As Jimmy ]  No, no, it's not the henhouse that's ...   
      
   >                          And they were almost as hard as   
   > stones."   
      
     TOM: Why would you keep china eggs in a henhouse?   
    CROW: What, hens can't have nicknacks?  Next you'll tell me the cows can't   
   have their thimble collection.   
      
   >   
   >         Frisky Squirrel laughed.   
      
    JOEL: [ As Frisky ]  I thought it was just a wild coincidence he broke three   
   teeth on weirdly hard eggs in a row but now I understand!   
      
   >   
   >         "I wish we had some more," he said.   
      
     TOM: [ As Frisky ]  I'm hungry for eggs too!   
    CROW: [ As Jimmy ]  No, no, see, the eggs are ...   
      
   >                                             "Then we could   
   > hang a May basket on Fatty Raccoon's door....   
      
    JOEL: Oh, I don't think you should mess with Fatty and food.   
      
   >                                               I don't suppose   
   > you'd care to go back to Henry's house and get those eggs?"   
   >   
   >         "I don't suppose I would," said Jimmy Rabbit.   
      
    CROW: Why not?  Is he still using them?   
     TOM: Maybe he needs to darn some socks?   
      
   [ End of Chapter 4 ]   
      
   --   
                                                                   Joseph Nebus   
    Math Blog: https://nebusresearch.wordpress.com   
   Humor Blog: https://nebushumor.wordpress.com   
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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