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|    Joseph Nebus to All    |
|    MiSTed: The Tale of Jimmy Rabbit, Chapte    |
|    16 Oct 25 22:19:41    |
      [continued from previous message]              > everybody has at least _one_ tooth out. It's quite the       > fashion."               JOEL: You know these loose teeth, always going out for a night on the town.              >       > But Frisky would not let him try again.               CROW: C'mon, what's a little pain when you can make a childhood trauma that       lasts your whole life?              >       > "I haven't heard that it was the fashion to have your       > lip pulled off," he said.               TOM: Frisky talks like Margaret Dumont fending off Groucho.              > "But I'll stay here a while," he       > added. He wanted to _see_ a tooth pulled, even if it wasn't       > his own.               CROW: Well, sure, who wouldn't?        JOEL: Tooth like that you're not going to see pulled every day.              >       > "Do!" said Jimmy Rabbit. "And after you've seen how       > easily the thing's done, I've no doubt you will want me to       > 'tend to your case."               TOM: Why is there an apostrophe to start the word tend?              > He was very cheerful.               ALL: At first.              >       > But Frisky Squirrel did not appear very happy.               CROW: Frisky's chosen to play his cards close to his vest.              > His       > lip pained him terribly.               JOEL: Surely that's better than paining him well?              [ End of Chapter 10 ]                     --        Joseph Nebus        Math Blog: https://nebusresearch.wordpress.com       Humor Blog: https://nebushumor.wordpress.com       --------------------------------------------------------+---------------------              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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