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|    Joseph Nebus to All    |
|    MiSTed: The Tale of Jimmy Rabbit, Chapte    |
|    27 Nov 25 07:13:29    |
      [continued from previous message]              > So he began at the beginning       > again and told Henry Skunk exactly what he had said to Mr.       > Fox.               JOEL: [ As Henry Skunk ] Why are you offering to tell me Tommy Fox's past?              >       > And Henry seemed just as pleased as Mr. Fox had been.               TOM: These two, they're like peas in a pod except for Henry missing all       those teeth.              >       > Then Jimmy waited for some time, because Fatty       > Raccoon had not appeared at all.               JOEL: Fatty was ruined by how he cannot tell a cabbage from a lettuce.              > You see, Fatty had been       > trying and trying to bring a cabbage up the hill, to pay for       > having his fortune told.               CROW: But uphill is not Fatty's big thing.              > But before he was half way up he       > always grew so hungry that he had to eat the cabbage,               JOEL: Whoops!              > and       > then there was nothing to do but go back for another.               TOM: Did we write this paragraph?        CROW: Fat jokes aren't fun when it's other people making them!              > So poor       > Fatty never had his fortune told at all.               JOEL: Which is wild considering you could predict 'lunch' pretty well.              >       > The next day Jimmy Rabbit heard that Mr. Fox and       > Henry Skunk had had a terrible battle on the other side of       > Blue Mountain,               CROW: Oh, that's a shame. I was hoping they'd have a good battle.              > just as the moon came up. It was said that       > each thought the other was spying on him.               JOEL: And over this they fought?        TOM: This valley needs better pointless squabbles.              >       > Jimmy Rabbit was the only person who knew how it had       > come about. And _he_ wouldn't tell.               TOM: Ohhhh!        CROW: Oracle of Delphi over here giving a knowing nod.              >       > [Illustration]               JOEL: This really clears up the whole thing.              [ End of Chapter 15 ]              --        Joseph Nebus        Math Blog: https://nebusresearch.wordpress.com       Humor Blog: https://nebushumor.wordpress.com       --------------------------------------------------------+---------------------              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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