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|    Joseph Nebus to All    |
|    MiSTed: The Tale of Jimmy Rabbit, Chapte    |
|    27 Nov 25 07:12:21    |
      [continued from previous message]              > paid for his return'!"               JOEL: [ As Jimmy ] So here's your ear of corn and tooth for my return.              >       > Mrs. Rabbit gasped again. She saw that Jasper Jay had       > got her into trouble.               TOM: Mister Rabbit always told Mrs Rabbit not to sign anything he didn't       read first.              > It seemed to her that it would be very       > hard to have to pay a reward to her own son.               CROW: What if you gave a reward to Uncle Jerry Chuck?              > But Mrs. Rabbit       > was a person who always kept her word.               JOEL: Her word was 'lugubrious' and she never let anyone else say it.              >       > "Well," she said, "what do you want?"               TOM: [ As Jimmy ] Someone to explain how I won that race with the turtle       because I *still* don't get what I did.              >       > "I think," Jimmy told her, "that I would like       > something to eat."               CROW: You can eat *anything* once, if you aren't a coward.              >       > "Then you didn't have your dinner at the circus," Mrs.       > Rabbit said.               TOM: Aw! That Mrs Rabbit, thinking of the only novelty in town.              >       > "No, Mother!" Jimmy answered, before he thought. So       > you see that Mrs. Rabbit found out where he had been, after       > all, even though she asked no questions.               CROW: Didn't she? I feel like saying you didn't have your dinner at the       circus is a question.        TOM: No question mark, though, so I think the judges are going to rule it       was a statement of fact.              >       > It is very hard to keep anything from one's mother.               JOEL: Mrs Rabbit *is* Columbo!              [ End of Chapter 14 ]                     --        Joseph Nebus        Math Blog: https://nebusresearch.wordpress.com       Humor Blog: https://nebushumor.wordpress.com       --------------------------------------------------------+---------------------              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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