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   From: "WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee   
      
   His Highness the TibetanMonkey, Creator of the Movement of   
   Tantra-Hammock wrote:   
   > On Jun 14, 11:27 am, Ron Peterson  wrote:   
   >> On Jun 14, 10:10 am, FatterDumber& Happier Moe   
   >>   
   >> <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:   
   >>> Oh hell,  get with the program, buy a few shares of BP,  you will be   
   >>> glad you did.   
   >> I tried that with IBM and it took forever to recover from the   
   >> subsequent stock decline.   
   >>   
   >> Buy stock in companies that are trying to reduce oil consumption such   
   >> as hybrid auto manufacturers or battery manufacturers.   
   >   
   > Clever thought. Besides, ALL THOSE SHAREHOLDERS INVESTING IN DIRTY OIL   
   > WILL GO TO HELL!   
   >   
   > Hell has an oil platform in the middle and the hellbound will have to   
   > try to stay afloat in a sea of oil while piranhas take bites at them.   
   > Nothing like a shark taking one big bite out of you, you know. Long   
   > agonizing death, like we are guaranteed by polluting the planet.   
   >   
   > We, the worshipers of clean energy, will be rewarded by a tropical   
   > unpolluted beach, served by angels in bikinis who will ask us, "Sir,   
   > can I be your guardian angel for the day?"   
      
     Angels in bikinis,  I like that,  what church you go to?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)