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   XPost: alt.fan.michael-moore   
   From: obama.is@fraud.gov   
      
   On 2010-10-17 07:15:18 -0700, FatterDumber& Happier Moe   
   <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> said:   
      
   >   Of course he has a wife, he was out in the workshop making our   
   > universe while the little lady was cooking supper.   
      
   Top 10 Amazing Facts of Mormonism by Jill Martin Rische   
   1.	Mormons can become gods and goddesses.   
   2.	Goddesses will spend eternity in full submission to their god-husband.   
   3.	Mormon women will give birth “forever and ever” to spirit-babies.   
   4.	Mormon men can have multiple wives in heaven—eternal polygamy.   
   5.	Heavenly Father is an exalted man who lives with his goddess wife,   
   Heavenly Mother, on a planet near the great star Kolob. (the Kitchen   
   planet?)   
   6.	American Indians are descendants of the wicked Lamanites, who were   
   Israelites that God cursed with dark skin.   
   7.	God the Father had sex with Mary to conceive Jesus, who is the half   
   brother of Lucifer.   
   8.	All Christian churches are an abomination.   
   9.	Mormons need 4 secret handshakes to get into the Celestial heaven.   
   10. Joseph Smith revealed that the actual Garden of Eden is in Jackson   
   County, Missouri.   
      
   --   
   "It's an old charge in politics that somebody flip-flops. It's a little   
   unusual to have somebody flip-flop and then flap-flip. Seriously. You   
   know what I'm talking about." --Al Gore   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)