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   FatterDumber& Happier Moe to All   
   Re: Does God have a dog?   
   18 Oct 10 12:05:54   
   
   641c76ca   
   XPost: alt.autos.toyota, rec.autos.driving, alt.society.liberalism   
   XPost: alt.fan.michael-moore   
   From: "WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee   
      
   His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle wrote:   
   > (We are hunting here for the gender of God, he, she, he-she? Are you   
   > comfortable with a masturbating goddess?)   
   >   
   > On Oct 18, 12:06 pm, tirebiter  wrote:   
   >   
   >>>>> (she-wankers are never boring)   
   >   
   >>>> Actually, it has been positively determined that if there is a god at   
   >>>> all, then it isn't a woman.  Because if this mythical god were a   
   >>>> woman, then she would have put men's dicks on their chin.   
   >   
   >>> Sorry you are uncomfortable with a goddess masturbating in Heaven, but   
   >>> then it's your loss.   
   >   
   >>> We are only here for the genes.   
   >   
   >> I can as easily not believe in a masturbating goddess as I can any   
   >> other deity.  Easy peasy.   
   >   
   > You don't believe in fantasies? Do you deny their role in human   
   > sexuality?   
   >   
      
     Isn't your old lady home yet?  What if she met a guy with a wart on   
   his tongue and isn't coming home?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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