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XPost: alt.fan.michael-moore
From: "WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee
His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle wrote:
> On Oct 18, 1:05 pm, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
> <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
>> His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> (We are hunting here for the gender of God, he, she, he-she? Are you
>>> comfortable with a masturbating goddess?)
>>> On Oct 18, 12:06 pm, tirebiter wrote:
>>>>>>> (she-wankers are never boring)
>>>>>> Actually, it has been positively determined that if there is a god at
>>>>>> all, then it isn't a woman. Because if this mythical god were a
>>>>>> woman, then she would have put men's dicks on their chin.
>>>>> Sorry you are uncomfortable with a goddess masturbating in Heaven, but
>>>>> then it's your loss.
>>>>> We are only here for the genes.
>>>> I can as easily not believe in a masturbating goddess as I can any
>>>> other deity. Easy peasy.
>>> You don't believe in fantasies? Do you deny their role in human
>>> sexuality?
>> Isn't your old lady home yet? What if she met a guy with a wart on
>> his tongue and isn't coming home?
>
> The monkey is the best lover around, bringing the love the techniques
> of the East and West. North and South, to a bored Christian world.
>
> The Wise Tibetan Monkey has infinite trust in himself, and those
> around him too. Aphrodite herself is watching over him, commanding him
> to finish off the gods of war. Tantra influence is strong in monkey
> too, telling him that slow teasing is best.
>
> The monkey is a teaser, but he knows how to deliver.
I think you better get ready for a barrel of disappointment coming
your way. It's just a hunch but your old lady isn't coming home.
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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