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   Message 60,956 of 62,757   
   FatterDumber& Happier Moe to All   
   Re: Do you need a passing score to go to   
   19 Oct 10 12:07:00   
   
   17c79864   
   XPost: alt.autos.toyota, rec.autos.driving, alt.society.liberalism   
   XPost: alt.fan.michael-moore   
   From: "WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee   
      
   His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Spirits of the Jungle wrote:   
   >   
   > On Oct 19, 11:25 am, thea  wrote:   
   >> God's scoring is so completely different than ours --  it is the most   
   >> amazing *set free* portion of salvation.   
   >> You see when Jesus died on Calvary to buy us back from Adam's sin in the   
   >> garden -- our sins were   
   >> forgiven past, present and future.  We are the redeemed of the Lord --   
   >> because Jesus purchased our   
   >> pardons on Calvary.   
   >> What a blessed existence to know that we have *no condemnation to them which   
   >> are in Christ Jesus* Romans 8:1.   
   >>   
   >> So wonderful to know there is no score.   
   >> When Christians today reach the Bema Seat Judgment - the only thing we will   
   >> lose is the trash of this old   
   >> world.  Everything done for the Lord Jesus Christ -- and the most we can   
   >> ever do is --   
   >> *Thanking the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ continuously because   
   >> this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning us.   
   >> I Thessalonians 5:18.   
   >>   
   >> And so, I thank the God and Father of my Lord Jesus Christ for sending   
   >> salvation to all of us who believe that   
   >> HE EXISTS.   
   >> And, there is nothing I have to do to be *good enough.*  Praise the Name of   
   >> Jesus forever.   
   >   
   > My dear Thea,   
   >   
   > I don't think you want the bad Christians who kill, rape and drive   
   > SUVs in Heaven. It ain't fair. And Heaven itself won't be safe   
   > anymore.   
   >   
   > Don't you want to walk in the woods (there must be woods in Heaven to   
   > look pretty, right?) and be safe from sexual predators? How about   
   > riding a bicycle in peace without those reckless SUV drivers who got a   
   > license to kill making your life miserable?   
   >   
   > You know what, I'll set the passing score real low: 500 out of 1000 so   
   > you ain't alone up there.   
   >   
      
     Everyone drives a SUV in heaven.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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