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|    FatterDumber& Happier Moe to All    |
|    Re: Why didn't God create Adam & Eve stu    |
|    27 Oct 10 06:50:40    |
      576a9e31       XPost: alt.autos.toyota, rec.autos.driving, alt.society.liberalism       XPost: alt.fan.michael-moore       From: "WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee              His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle wrote:       > (I almost talk about God as if I knew him, but I swear by God I don't       > have such evidence. Anyway let's get to the point here)       >       > God created living things (so the story goes) but humans, having being       > made in his image, were somewhat smarter than the animals. However the       > minute they show their desire to acquire knowledge (from the Tree of       > Knowledge), they get punished by it, and we are still being punished       > for it...       >       > "Oh c'mon, Mighty God, what kind of bullshit is this?" --I'm talking       > to God-- "You could have created us just as animals --capable of       > training but not of thought."       >       > Forgive my foul language, but I'm very personal with God. He knows he       > fucked up.       >       > And with these deep thoughts, I retire into meditation and stuff.       >       >       > --------------------------------------------------------       >       > 65 MILLION YEARS IN THE MAKING:       >       > http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION       Because God's God told him to do it that way.        Go get a job.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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