XPost: alt.autos.toyota, rec.autos.driving, alt.society.liberalism   
   XPost: alt.fan.michael-moore   
   From: crwlrjeff@yahoo.com   
      
   "FatterDumber& Happier Moe" <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote in   
   message news:4cc8120e$0$14796$bbae4d71@news.suddenlink.net...   
   > His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle wrote:   
   >> (I almost talk about God as if I knew him, but I swear by God I don't   
   >> have such evidence. Anyway let's get to the point here)   
   >>   
   >> God created living things (so the story goes) but humans, having being   
   >> made in his image, were somewhat smarter than the animals. However the   
   >> minute they show their desire to acquire knowledge (from the Tree of   
   >> Knowledge), they get punished by it, and we are still being punished   
   >> for it...   
   >>   
   >> "Oh c'mon, Mighty God, what kind of bullshit is this?" --I'm talking   
   >> to God-- "You could have created us just as animals --capable of   
   >> training but not of thought."   
   >>   
   >> Forgive my foul language, but I'm very personal with God. He knows he   
   >> fucked up.   
   >>   
   >> And with these deep thoughts, I retire into meditation and stuff.   
      
      
   The heeping pile of monkey crap is proof of why God created us with thought,   
   but not training. We are the masters of the universe BECAUSE God created us   
   above the rest of His creations.   
      
   He said to Adam & Eve, you guys are in charge and can do anything, but   
   whatever you do, do not eat from that tree. The first thing Eve did was pick   
   the fruit and tell Adam, here, try some of this. We have spent the rest of   
   our days dong stuff wrong.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)