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   XPost: alt.fan.michael-moore   
   From: newstrash@frontiernet.net   
      
   "Jeff Strickland"  wrote in message   
   news:iac8lt$1d7$1@news.eternal-september.org...   
   >   
   > "FatterDumber& Happier Moe" <"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote in   
   > message news:4cc8120e$0$14796$bbae4d71@news.suddenlink.net...   
   >> His Highness the TibetanMonkey & the Free Spirits of the Jungle wrote:   
   >>> (I almost talk about God as if I knew him, but I swear by God I don't   
   >>> have such evidence. Anyway let's get to the point here)   
   >>>   
   >>> God created living things (so the story goes) but humans, having being   
   >>> made in his image, were somewhat smarter than the animals. However the   
   >>> minute they show their desire to acquire knowledge (from the Tree of   
   >>> Knowledge), they get punished by it, and we are still being punished   
   >>> for it...   
   >>>   
   >>> "Oh c'mon, Mighty God, what kind of bullshit is this?" --I'm talking   
   >>> to God-- "You could have created us just as animals --capable of   
   >>> training but not of thought."   
   >>>   
   >>> Forgive my foul language, but I'm very personal with God. He knows he   
   >>> fucked up.   
   >>>   
   >>> And with these deep thoughts, I retire into meditation and stuff.   
   >   
   >   
   > The heeping pile of monkey crap is proof of why God created us with   
   > thought, but not training. We are the masters of the universe BECAUSE God   
   > created us above the rest of His creations.   
      
      
   Right.....except that we're the only animal which wrecks the planet and then   
   does horrifically dishonest things in an attempt to avoid responsibility for   
   our misdeeds. An elk, on the other hand.....   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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