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   XPost: alt.fan.michael-moore   
   From: "WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee   
      
   Alan Baker wrote:   
   > In article   
   > <0c5bc031-4906-4611-86b1-30dd3c3b1a88@q18g2000vbm.googlegroups.com>,   
   >  "Speeders & Drunk Drivers Are Murderers"  wrote:   
   >   
   >> No way to be safe on the highways but the best way to reduce risk is   
   >> to drive slow.   
   >>   
   >> YOU CAN'T DRIVE TOO SLOW.   
   >   
   > Yes: you can.   
   >   
   > Driving along the highway at 20mph would be too slow.   
   >   
   > So would driving along at 50   
   >   
      
     Look what came in the e-mail today.  In other words they are probably   
   going to increase the rates next time and tell me what a great deal I'm   
   getting,   
      
   "Have we got good news for you!   
     Your solid driving record and loyalty to GEICO have earned you the   
   right to brag about qualifying for Accident Forgiveness* on your policy   
   as of your next renewal.   
     What is Accident Forgiveness you ask? Well, if you (or someone in your   
   household) have an at-fault accident anytime after your next renewal,   
   your premium won't increase and you'll keep your five-year good driver   
   discount.   
     But wait! There's more! The Accident Forgiveness benefit you have   
   earned is free of charge and can be used once every five years. We know   
   you deserve this benefit because of your remarkable driving record.   
     So, thanks...for being a safe driver and for sticking with GEICO.   
       Sincerely,   
        GEICO Customer Service   
   * Accident Forgiveness is available to covered drivers who are 21 years   
   or older and only one accident will be "forgiven" per policy. Once we   
   have forgiven an accident, if the policy remains accident surcharge free   
   for another five years, this benefit will once again be made available   
   to you."   
      
      and Monkey Dude,  go get a job.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)