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   From: crwlrjeff@yahoo.com   
      
   "Elmo P. Shagnasty"  wrote in message   
   news:elmop-C187D3.17120928042011@62-183-169-81.bb.dnainternet.fi...   
   > In article   
   > <58b9df9c-1207-44f1-9e72-760f8355c39e@l18g2000yqm.googlegroups.com>,   
   > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"   
   >  wrote:   
   >   
   >> (Once upon a time I contacted the Jewish Lawyer to sue a Jewish city   
   >> for kicking cyclists our of the sidewalk and not providing bike lanes,   
   >> and he told me, "You must be injured first!" Is that why they try to   
   >> PREVENT accidents in Germany, because there are no Jewish lawyers?)   
   >   
   > Did you hear about the guy who asked to borrow $50 from his Jewish   
   > roommate?   
   >   
   > The roommate replied, "Forty dollars?  What do you want to borrow thirty   
   > dollars for?  Do you know how much money twenty dollars is?  And even if   
   > I had the ten, which I don't..."   
      
      
   Q.)   Do you know why Jewish men are circumcised?   
      
   A.)   Because Jewsih women don't want anything unless it's 20% off.   
      
   How come we're telling Jewish jokes?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)