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XPost: alt.fan.michael-moore
From: thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com
On Jan 23, 1:15 pm, Son of man wrote:
> On Wednesday, January 23, 2013 1:00:12 PM UTC-5, His Highness the Wise
TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
> > On Jan 23, 11:47 am, x wrote:
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> > > On Wed, 23 Jan 2013 08:45:04 -0800, His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey,
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> > > Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
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> > > > On Jan 22, 10:28 pm, "Nobody in Particular" wrote:
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> > > >> "Son of man" wrote in
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> > > >> messagenews:87fadc72-2bf5-46f7-a11e-051e60021065@googlegroups.com...
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> > > >> > On Tuesday, January 22, 2013 9:54:46 PM UTC-5, Nobody in Particular
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> > > >> > wrote:
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> > > >> > > "Son of man" wrote in message
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> > > >> > >news:081423d0-8a71-417f-8505-0afdf96fd492@googlegroups.com...
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> > > >> > > > On Tuesday, January 22, 2013 11:36:28 AM UTC-5, His Highness the
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> > > >> > > > Wise
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> > > >> > > > TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
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> > > >> > > > > If the Bible is true, we are all Jewish or stem from Jewish
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> > > >> > > > > ancestors.
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> > > >> > > > > Maybe it's a reason to celebrate that we are all that close,
or
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> > > >> > > > > maybe
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> > > >> > > > > it's a reason to grab a Torah and start talking Yiddish. I
have
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> > > >> > > > > tried
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> > > >> > > > > talking to them and it's like they are in another world. Maybe
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> > > >> > > > > they
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> > > >> > > > > should catch up with the rest of the world and stop trying
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> > > >> > > > > being
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> > > >> > > > > different.
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> > > >> > > > > "According to the Book of Genesis, Noah saved his family and
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> > > >> > > > > representatives of every animal from a flood by constructing a
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> > > >> > > > > boat.
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> > > >> > > > > So since all of humanity should be descended from Noah, does
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> > > >> > > > > that mean
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> > > >> > > > > everyone is Jewish?"
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> > > >> > > > But if that were true the world would only know the Hebrew
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> > > >> > > > language,
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> > > >> > > > right?
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> > > >> > > There are many, many Jews that do not speak Hebrew.
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> > > >> > What did Noah speak? If everyone alive today came from Noah, why
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> > > >> > would they make a new language? But I also read of tales similar to
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> > > >> > Noah outside of Judaism.
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> > > >> Languages are not static.
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> > > >> All Indo-European languages, for example, are considered to have
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> > > >> developed from one original language, which was possibly close to
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> > > >> Sanskrit. Yet a Hindi speaker would not be able to communicate with a
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> > > >> Gaelic speaker. New languages are not "made", they just drift apart
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> > > >> over the centuries.
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> > > >> As far as Noah, the flood, and the ark goes, this story is on tablet
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> > > >> eleven of the Epic of Gilgamesh, thousands of years before the Torah.
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> > > > Do I read into your comment that we --Jews and gentiles-- are not
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> > > > "brothers," but "cousins"?
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> > > > That it's possible but it seems to me that monkeys --apes to be
proper--
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> > > > and us can be thought of as "cousins." Of course, then we humans are
all
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> > > > brothers.
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> > > > Everybody happy now?
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> > > you're forgetting the feminists.
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> > Is siblings a better word? I just want to make everybody happy.
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> > Is God a he or she? Whatever!
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> God is an all-in-one, so both. Actually it's neither.
I thought we determined here God is a HE-SHE.
You know, those sexy creatures that feature both a banana and female
attributes. That's the only way he would know what is like to be male
or female.
God being perfect, of course, chose to be two in one.
--- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05
* Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)
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