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   From: sharx35@hotmail.com   
      
   "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher"   
    wrote in message   
   news:abe21e19-b215-4913-95c8-75836099f9d7@j2g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...   
   > On Mar 2, 5:31 pm, brian  wrote:   
   >> On Sat, 2 Mar 2013 11:45:04 -0800 (PST), "His Highness the Wise   
   >> TibetanMonkey, the Most Humble Philosopher Alive"   
   >>   
   >> >The people with real balls though are the ones riding a bicycle   
   >> >or   
   >> >motorcycle.   
   >>   
   >> Huh? And all this time I thought it was low I.Q. that caused   
   >> such   
   >> riding folk to crow so.............   
   >   
   > Not so. Nothing is easier than drive an automatic SUV (emphasis   
   > in   
   > automatic). If you want the smart people to drive SUVs require   
   > stick   
   > shift. Even an idiot can drive an SUV, place the thing in drive   
   > and   
   > go, everybody gets out of your way.   
   >   
   > Where the SUVs are successful is in the mating game. Plenty of   
   > women   
   > do look at you, but --this is the catch-- they are the type most   
   > likely to clean your bank account. We cyclists on the other hand   
   > are   
   > deemed the "losers," but quality women seeking fun do come to us.   
      
   Cyclists, thanks to the pressure of the saddle against the nerves   
   that supply the penis, usually have very poor erections. Not a good   
   trait for repeat dates!   
      
   >   
   > And figure this, you can save your money and get a hooker and   
   > still   
   > have control over you bank account --if any. Don't worry about   
   > money,   
   > just have fun.   
   >   
   > But that's only my humble opinion.   
      
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