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   His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey to shar...@hotmail.com   
   Re: C'mon, admit that driving an SUV is    
   04 Mar 13 10:20:59   
   
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   XPost: alt.autos.toyota, rec.autos.driving, alt.society.liberalism   
   XPost: alt.fan.michael-moore   
   From: thetibetanmonkey@gmail.com   
      
   On Mar 4, 12:46 am, "Sharx35"  wrote:   
   > "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher"   
   thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote in message   
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   > news:abe21e19-b215-4913-95c8-75836099f9d7@j2g2000yqj.googlegroups.com...   
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   > > On Mar 2, 5:31 pm, brian  wrote:   
   > >> On Sat, 2 Mar 2013 11:45:04 -0800 (PST), "His Highness the Wise   
   > >> TibetanMonkey, the Most Humble Philosopher Alive"   
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   > >> >The people with real balls though are the ones riding a bicycle   
   > >> >or   
   > >> >motorcycle.   
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   > >> Huh? And all this time I thought it was low I.Q. that caused   
   > >> such   
   > >> riding folk to crow so.............   
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   > > Not so. Nothing is easier than drive an automatic SUV (emphasis   
   > > in   
   > > automatic). If you want the smart people to drive SUVs require   
   > > stick   
   > > shift. Even an idiot can drive an SUV, place the thing in drive   
   > > and   
   > > go, everybody gets out of your way.   
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   > > Where the SUVs are successful is in the mating game. Plenty of   
   > > women   
   > > do look at you, but --this is the catch-- they are the type most   
   > > likely to clean your bank account. We cyclists on the other hand   
   > > are   
   > > deemed the "losers," but quality women seeking fun do come to us.   
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   > Cyclists, thanks to the pressure of the saddle against the nerves   
   > that supply the penis, usually have very poor erections. Not a good   
   > trait for repeat dates!   
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   > > And figure this, you can save your money and get a hooker and   
   > > still   
   > > have control over you bank account --if any. Don't worry about   
   > > money,   
   > > just have fun.   
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   > > But that's only my humble opinion.   
      
   Just get a recumbent if you want to play it safe.   
      
   I don't have an issue with the tissue though after carefully selecting   
   my beach cruiser or medium seats. Some too soft I just reject.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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