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   buycounterfeitmoneindia@gmail.com to Daryl Kabatoff   
   Re: If I Were Mayor of Saskatoon - Part    
   27 Mar 20 23:59:09   
   
   On Wednesday, 18 March 2020 08:56:32 UTC+5:30, Daryl Kabatoff  wrote:   
   > If I Were Mayor of Saskatoon - Part Three - By Daryl Kabatoff    
   > March 17th 2020 AD 6:46 pm 27,876 words   
   > 		   
   >    All fertility cults are worthy of being mocked, and allowing this mockery   
   to continue is vital to maintaining a free and democratic society. Doukhobors   
   faced brutal persecution in Russia then came to Canada and faced additional   
   persecution here.    
   Doukhobors in Canada had their land repeatedly confiscated, Doukhobor families   
   had their children removed and locked up. The Doukhobors did not see value in   
   the phallic-capped churches nor in the fish-head-hatted priests who claimed to   
   be sole authority    
   in interpreting Scripture. Catholics pray to Mary and claim their pope to be   
   God on earth, over the centuries defenders of the Catholic faith killed   
   hundreds of millions of people who did not abide in their teachings, they are   
   teachings worthy of    
   laughter. Many Doukhobors avoided persecution in Canada by anglicizing their   
   names and adopting Catholic fertility rites, so instead of just violating   
   God’s 4th Commandment, the Doukhobors adopted additional Catholic fertility   
   rites that are in    
   opposition to God’s first three Commandments as well, it is worthy of   
   laughter. The Doukhobors especially liked the Ukrainian Catholic tradition of   
   turning chicken eggs into decorated idols and many Doukhobors married into the   
   apostate Ukrainian-   
   Catholic families and began decorating their houses with these pagan symbols   
   of fertility as well. Some Doukhobor children grew up, took Catholic spouses   
   and learned how to pray to Mary. Others married into Seventh-day Adventist   
   families and learned how    
   to turn trees into decorated idols.   
   >    
   >    Moslems believe that Mohammad wore the panties of his six-year-old wife   
   and that these panties dictated the Koran while he wore them (Hadith Number   
   2442). When Aisha’s panties started dictating the Koran, Mohammad removed   
   them and tried on the    
   panties belonging to other little girls, but these other panties did not talk.   
   So Mohammad put Aisha’s panties back on, and Aisha’s panties resumed   
   dictating the Koran (Hadith Number 2442), the belief is worthy of laughter.   
   The Moslems abide by the    
   teachings of Aisha’s shit-stained panties and will kill anybody who refuses   
   to join with them in this shit-stained filth. The Moslems claim that God’s   
   prophets in the Bible are their prophets as well, which is blasphemy as   
   God’s prophets are united    
   in defense of His Commandments while the Koran (dictated by Aisha’s   
   shit-stained panties) censors God’s Commandments and commands their   
   followers to kill or enslave those people who embrace God’s Commandments.   
   All the Islamic beliefs are worthy of    
   laughter.   
   >    
   >    The Hindus pray to monkeys and rats, they gain their spiritual bliss via   
   orgasm. The Catholics, Moslems and Sikhs all incorporate penises into the   
   architecture of their churches, mosques and temples. The male-dominated Sikhs   
   claim to be better than    
   the other male-dominated religions and cover their Amritsar temple penises in   
   gold, the beliefs are all worthy of laughter.   
   >    
   >    The Seventh-day Adventists claim to be God’s remnant church due to them   
   honoring God’s 4th Commandment, but they honor Catholic fertility rites that   
   are in opposition to God’s first three Commandments. Many of the Seventh-day   
   Adventist    
   churches are capped with miniature Egyptian obelisks (representations of   
   penises), and their esteemed prophet, Ellen G. White, has an Egyptian dink for   
   a tombstone. Ellen G. White believed that people should turn trees into   
   decorated idols with cheap    
   ribbons rather than with expensive ornaments. Like the Catholics, the   
   Adventists annually turn their churches and homes into pagan temples   
   glorifying evergreen trees, those Adventists who don’t are silent about   
   those that do, and then they continue to    
   tithe to this filthy church while closing their hearts to those people who   
   face ongoing psychiatric torture for daring to criticize their traditions.   
   They proudly pose for photographs while standing next to their decorated   
   evergreen tree idols. The    
   Seventh-day Adventist Church is a Catholic church, their members are sure to   
   be judged harshly.   
   >    
   >    The Jehovah Witnesses too proclaim themselves to be God’s remnant   
   church but they honor the false Catholic Sunday Sabbath, a violation of   
   God’s 4th Commandment. Roman Catholic’s killed an estimated 100 million   
   people for refusing to honor    
   Sunday as the Sabbath day, this is not an adequate reason to change God’s   
   Sabbath to Sunday. The Jehovah Witnesses were persecuted for failing to honor   
   an adequate number of Catholic rituals, just honoring Catholic Sunday didn’t   
   help them much. By    
   honoring the Catholic Sabbath, Jehovah Witnesses bow to the pope.   
   >    
   >    But by far, the funniest people of all are the Canadians… the Canadians   
   are members of assorted fertility cults, and they think themselves rich enough   
   to import members of alternative fertility cults and provide them with free   
   houses, even when    
   they want to enslave us and cut our heads off. And now the Canadians elected   
   an Islamic prime minister who floods Canada with Islamists, so give the   
   Islamists even more free house in a continued attempt to placate them.   
   Canadians spend millions of    
   dollars having me tortured in an attempt to prevent the criticisms of their   
   pagan traditions, then annually spend billions turning their homes, churches,   
   stores and entire cities into blinkin’ temples of fertility, then borrow   
   money from their children    
   to build new torture facilities in North Battleford to shut people up who   
   don’t abide by their traditions. Start a carbon tax and rebate the money   
   back to large Islamic families… to the families that have a free house for   
   each wife, to these largest    
   families that consume the greatest amounts of fuel, food and other resources.   
   And make sure to cut down large swaths of forests each year just so you may   
   have a tree to temporarily turn into a blinkin’ idol… while always   
   assuring yourselves that    
   needlessly killing the trees and importing Islamists are acceptable sacrifices   
   to God. Nobody cares that Scripture repeatedly condemns turning trees into   
   decorated idols, all are certain that God accepts your pagan sacrifices. It is   
   not just worthy of    
   laughter, the situation is absolutely hilarious!!!   
   >    
      
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