From: doukhoborarchivescanada@gmail.com   
      
   If I Were Mayor of Saskatoon - Part C - By Kabatoff, Daryl   
   May 24 2020 11:15 am 43,061 words   
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." –Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau   
      
      We read in the Hadith Number 2442 that when Mohammad wore 6-year-old   
   Aisha’s shit-stained panties, the panties talked and dictated the Koran.   
   Mohammad took off Aisha’s talking shit-stained panties and tried on the   
   shit-stained panties belonging to    
   other little girls, but those other panties would not talk, so Mohammad put   
   Aisha’s shit-stained panties back on, and her shit-stained panties resumed   
   dictating the Koran (from the Sahih Collection of al-Bukhari, Hadith Number   
   2442). And now that we    
   have Aisha’s shit-stained panties dictating laws to Canadians, this   
   adversely affects lives of people living in Saskatoon. As a possible candidate   
   for Mayor of The City of Saskatoon, I’d like to make it clear that I am   
   opposed to this “Sharia Law”   
    that Aisha’s shit-stained panties proclaimed.   
      
      There is no precedent in Scripture of shit-stained panties proclaiming an   
   end to God’s Commandments, let alone ever talking. God’s prophets were   
   united in defense of His Commandments, while Aisha’s shit-stained panties   
   never mentioned God’s    
   Commandments. Mohammad can’t be a prophet of God because he only received   
   instruction from Aisha’s shit-stained panties, and these instructions never   
   mentioned God’s Commandments, nor did the instructions include a single   
   prophecy. And neither    
   Aisha nor her shit-stained panties are prophets of God, for neither Aisha, nor   
   her shit-stained panties spoke in defense of God’s Commandments, nor did   
   either utter a single prophecy.   
      
      God’s prophets are united in defense of God’s Commandments, if   
   Aisha’s shit-stained panties spoke in defense of God’s Commandments, then   
   Aisha’s shit-stained panties could possibly have a claim of being a prophet   
   of God. But Aisha’s shit-   
   stained panties neither uttered prophecy nor did they speak in defense of   
   God’s Commandments. If Mohammad wore the talking shit-stained panties while   
   the talking shit-stained panties spoke in defense of God’s Commandments and   
   at the same time were    
   uttering prophecy, this still won’t result in Mohammad being a prophet of   
   God, because it was the shit-stained panties that prophesized and not   
   Mohammad. Likely Mohammad put six-year-old Aisha’s shit-stained panties on   
   because they were talking while    
   Aisha was wearing them, although the panties belonged to Aisha an event such   
   as this one needs to be shared. You certainly can’t blame Aisha if her   
   shit-stained panties started talking. And you can’t blame Mohammad, I’m   
   pretty sure that most    
   anybody who came across a six-year-old little girl who’s shit-stained   
   panties were talking, would similarly remove them and try them on for him or   
   herself, just to see if the shit-stained panties would continue to talk. Years   
   later Stalin came along    
   and got the little kids to build composite Yaks that saved Russia from utter   
   ruin, but it is Mohammad that is greatly loved instead. Anyway, today   
   Aisha’s shit-stained panties are likely located in the basement of the   
   Vatican and are viewed as a    
   valuable relic, there they continue talking but are now coated with semen as   
   well. Incredible story, I couldn’t make it up if I tried.    
      
      It needs to be noted that before Mohammad removed Aisha’s shit-stained   
   talking panties, that he heard a voice coming from the region of her anus. How   
   did Mohammad know that the voice was coming from six-year-old Aisha’s   
   shit-stained panties rather    
   than her anus? Clearly Mohammad would have had to remove her panties in order   
   to determine where exactly the voice was coming from. It is likely that the   
   talking spirit originally resided in Aisha’s rectum and then later migrated   
   to her shit-stained    
   panties. There remains a possibility that Hadith Number 2442 is in error, that   
   the Koran was not dictated by Aisha’s shit-stained panties at all but   
   instead by Aisha’s arsehole. But even if that were the case, since the voice   
   never defended God’s    
   Commandments nor uttered prophecy, Aisha clearly has no claim of being a   
   prophet of God. And furthermore, the western media (owned by the Catholic   
   Church) has no basis to be calling the murderous pedophile “The Holy   
   Prophet”. Regardless, now in    
   Saskatoon and other western communities, the residents give free houses to the   
   newly arrived Islamists and allow these Islamists to try on their daughter’s   
   panties as well.    
      
      People should consider reading Hadith 2442 for themselves, when I read the   
   passage it is pretty clear to me that it was Aisha’s shit-stained panties   
   that dictated the Koran, to say otherwise would be udder heresy. The scribe   
   who witnessed the birth    
   of the Koran and documented it in Hadith Number 2442 would have been astounded   
   to hear Aisha’s shit-stained panties talking, no doubt. But again, how was   
   the scribe to know if the voice came from Aisha’s shit-stained panties   
   rather than from her anus?   
    There should be classes taught on the subject in primary schools, high   
   schools and universities, as the kids should be encouraged to think on the   
   serious subject of the origin of the Koran. If I was mayor of Saskatoon, I   
   would warn the parents to watch    
   over their daughter’s panties and make sure that the panties are not   
   talking, and if the panties do start talking, to report the incident where   
   appropriate. Likely you will soon have a Brahmin Hindu psychiatrist telling   
   you that you think too much    
   about talking panties, so it might be wise to first wash the panties and see   
   if they continue talking after they come out of the dryer. At this time I   
   advise the citizens of the City of Saskatoon to not hang any talking panties   
   on a clothes line, but to    
   dry them in a dryer instead, lest the talking panties say anything to bother   
   your neighbors.   
      
      
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