From: lioconvoy@iwonttellyou.com   
      
   If your porch collapses and kills more than 4 puttys.   
      
   If your Turbo Zord is in your front yard on cinderblocks.   
      
   If you own more morphers than you have teeth.   
      
   Or if your Zord is a 4x4.   
      
   If your zord has a gunrack.   
      
   If you have to look at your spiral saber to tell someone your name.   
      
   If your blaster is painted camouflage.   
      
   If you use your crystal saber to open your beer.   
      
   If you call your Zordon 'Billy Bob.'   
      
   If your name is Bubba, Jim Bob, or Scooter.   
      
   Or if you think Alpha is "A cute little critter."   
      
   If your hygiene is worse than an org's.   
      
   If your zord has a bumper sticker that says "Quit yer Bitchin'!"   
      
   If you think viewing globe is a peep show so you try sticking quarters in   
   it   
      
   If you try tying a Pihranatron to the bumper of your zord as you stop at   
   the bar to have a beer.   
      
   If you try putting Alpha back together using chicken wire and duct tape.   
      
   Or if think a putty is a highway patrolman who only works during bad   
   weather.   
      
   If you put a morpher on lay-away.   
      
   Or if you build an outhouse while in Eltar.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)