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   Message 8,586 of 10,244   
   Crowmeus to All   
   Re: Zeon's Master Plan   
   28 Jan 05 22:50:49   
   
   From: PrezGAR@yahoo.com   
      
   SUPREMERANGER@webtv.net (Emerald Samurai) scibed forth news:15407-41FAB6DF-   
   113@storefull-3171.bay.webtv.net:   
      
   > Zeon: I summon the OmniRangers and PsychoCats!   
   >   
   > OmniRangers and PsychoCats: Yes Master!   
   >   
   > Zeon: I command you OmniRangers and PsychoCats to bring me animals from   
   > the zoos!   
   >   
   > OmniRangers and PsychoCats: All shall be done master!   
   >   
      
   (A magic spell turns all zoo animals into puppies, kittens, canaries and   
   goldfish.)   
      
      
   > Zeon: Mumm-Ra I summon  you!   
   >   
   > Mumm-Ra: Whats your command!   
   >   
   > Zeon: Bring me Angel!   
   >   
   > Mumm-Ra; I shall do it!   
   >   
      
   (100 wooden stakes are bought on eBay.)   
      
   > Zeon: GalvaTrons and MegaTrons come forth!   
   >   
   > GalavaTrons and MegaTrons: Bring me Unicron!   
   >   
   > GalvaTrons and MegaTron: All shall be done by your command!   
   >   
      
   (The Autobot Matrix of Leadership is removed from a secret location, and   
   placed in a briefcase, which is handcuffed to several armed robot guards.)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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