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   Message 9,205 of 10,244   
   Rene to All   
   Re: the real reasons Kruger didn't help   
   30 Apr 05 13:56:36   
   
   From: spd@spd.com   
      
   You do know some people haven't seen today's episode yet, right and putting   
   spoilers in the damn title of your post is just bitchy?   
      
   "Psycho Tangerine"  wrote in message   
   news:1114869618.124276.45940@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...   
   > Top Ten Reasons Doggie Kruger (sp?) didn't want to help the Rangers:   
   >   
   >   
   > 10.  Damned leash laws.   
   >   
   > 9.  He loves the godlike feeling he gets when others plead for his   
   > help.   
   >   
   > 8.  That tease Syndney never pets him.   
   >   
   > 7.  Well, if they'd just use that silent doggie whistle he had issued   
   > to them...   
   >   
   > 6.  Too busy looking up doggie porn on the internet.   
   >   
   > 5.  Emperor Grumm bribed him with Snausages.   
   >   
   > 4.  Do you know how much it hurts to squish that long snout into that   
   > helmet?   
   >   
   > 3.  How the HELL is he supposed to concentrate on stupid fight out   
   > there when there is a Cat to chase around in here?   
   >   
   > 2.  He can't keep from chewing on his own butt every five seconds due   
   > to those damn space fleas.   
   >   
   > And the number one reason Kruger refused to help...   
   >   
   > 1.  He has to keep in hiding from those damned Animal Control people   
   > who keep trying to get him neutered.   
   >   
   >   
   > Eileen (Psycho Tangerine) (Did I mention that I don't like the big blue   
   > dog?)   
   >   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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