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   Message 9,337 of 10,244   
   James Nevermann II to All   
   Re: How to destroy the Power Rangers   
   26 Jun 05 13:28:17   
   
   From: nev@whidbey.com   
      
   > What can I say? Ive got a weakness for blondes. And pink-haired bad girls,   
   > jungle girls, dancing, fashion designing mechanics and pteradactyls.   
      
       In other words, if it ain't male, and it ain't fat, it's good, huh?   
      
   > As I said, I'd lie to her, making her think the others said that. And as   
   > for soundly defeating her teammates, a little piece of titanium in her   
   > fist   
   > should do the trick.   
      
       I think a diamond could be a better choice because it's so resistant to   
   overal dammage, and is one of the hardest materials known today.   
      
   > Now, destroying the DT Rangers, I'd go a different route. Id go after   
   > Ethan, and get him to design a virus that would effect the DinoZords. Once   
   > they were powerless, I'd get rid of the others with some well placed   
   > explosives on the Raptor Cycles and ATVs. Or some nitro in the fuel tanks.   
   > Either way, the Dino Thunder Rangers go out with a boom. And if Devin   
   > happens to be too close trying to get some good footage, no big loss.   
      
       Good one.   
       Why not design the virus to turn the Zords against the Rangers, and use   
   them as your own?  That way, you don't have to worry about repairing them   
   after the Rangers are gone.   
      
      
           James Nevermann ][   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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