From: DUSKSON@webtv.net   
      
   Panties on a plane    
       
   There were three black ladies ready to take a plane trip for the first   
   time.    
       
   The first lady said, " I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum   
   hot    
   pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.    
       
   "Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.    
       
   The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare   
   laying    
   butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."    
   The second lady said, "Well, I'm gonna wear me some floe esant   
   orange panties."    
       
   "Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the others asked.    
       
   The second lady answered, "Cause, if dis here plane is goin down and I   
   be    
   floating butt-up in the oshun, dey gonna see me first."    
       
   The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties ."    
       
   "What? No panties?" the others ask in disbelief.    
       
   The third lady says "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I   
   ain't    
   wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always   
   look fo    
   da black box first."    
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)