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|    Riain Y. Barton to All    |
|    A woman born with no arms or legs    |
|    19 Feb 26 03:29:57    |
      XPost: alt.atheism, soc.culture.israel, alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic       XPost: alt.bible.prophecy       From: xaohztiwhcsua@qmail.com              A woman born with no arms or legs was laying on the beach crying              A tall, handsome man walks up to her and asks why she's so sad.              "I'm 30 years old, and I'm still a virgin, because I have no arms or       legs. Can you help me?" she cries.              "Wow, that's too bad," the guy replies. "What do you want me to do?"              "I just wanna get fucked, one time!" she exclaims.              The guy picks her up gently, and carries her out onto a deserted pier       that is just off the beach. See looks up at him smiling, and suddenly       he       chucks her right off the pier into the ocean!              He yells to her as she sinks, "You're fucked now!"              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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