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   Stephane Dumas to All   
   here a "You Can't do that on Sailor Moon   
   12 Jun 06 08:11:32   
   
   From: stephdumas@NOSPAMvideotron.ca   
      
   some of you remember "You can't do that on the Senshis" based on various   
   sketches of the tv classic You Can't do that on Television, then I posted a   
   long while ago, here another one   
      
   (Amy is on the firing squad, Capitano attempt to do once again an execution)   
      
   Capitano: Ready! Aim!....   
   Amy (interrupt him): wait a minute! Stop the execution!   
   Capitano (exaspered as usual) What is it this time?   
   Amy: I'm thirsty! Do you have some drink of liquid?   
   Capitano: Liquid!? Is that all for a last request? Did you heard that   
   amigos? (Amigos said "si")   
   Amy: Yes   
   Capitano: What kind of liquid? Coca-cola? Pepsi? Coffee?   
   Amy: Only a drink of water (water falled on Amy) Oh my....   
   Capitano: So can we continue with the execution?   
   Amy: Not yet, I'm all wet! I need to dry my clothes!   
   Capitano: Drying your clothes!? Did you hear that amigos? Hahahaha!(Capitano   
   and amigos laughed until Capitano sign to stop laughing and going in front   
   of Amy) Where you go six feet under, you don't need drying your clothes   
   after I said FIRE!   
   (Amigos shot Capitano)   
   Amy: Looks I outsmarted you, you should know then I'm the smartest of the   
   Sailor Scouts/Senshi   
   Capitano: (before he falls) That's one sneaky kid! (Capitano fainted)   
   Amy: (smiling) Sometimes it's so easy, I'm ashame to myself.   
      
   thanks for reading, arigato   
      
   Stéphane Dumas   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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