From: sunniechan@comcast.net   
      
   curvebuster wrote:   
   >     The government of the Czech Republic has announced that the hall hosting   
   > the conference of the International Astronomical Union and all delegates to   
   > the conference were destroyed by an explosion 'the likes of which we have   
   > never seen or heard of.'  The government has not ruled out any possible   
   > cause as yet, a spokesman explained, including gas leaks or terrorism.  The   
   > conference, which normally receives no attention outside the scientific   
   > community,  drew the attention of many the world over this month due to   
   > their change of the definition of the term 'planet' which caused the   
   > astronomical body known as Pluto to be reclassified as a 'dwarf planet.'   
   >     The only lead the investigators have to go on is the presence outside   
   > the hall, witnesses reported, of a tall woman in a lavender suit.  Some   
   > reported her long hair to be a "dark greenish" color.  At least one witness   
   > claimed she had red eyes.  The woman was seen to enter the hall, and moments   
   > later the witnesses reported that they heard a loud cry from inside of,   
   > "Demote this!  Dead Scream!"  Anyone who thinks they may have seen this   
   > woman is encouraged to contact authorities immediately.   
   >   
      
   That completely made my morning.  Cracked me up to no end.  Thank you. ^_^   
      
   Sunnie   
      
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