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|    Chris Kern to Kane    |
|    [OW!] All bow down to the mighty emperor    |
|    05 Feb 07 22:16:22    |
      From: chriskern99@gmail.com              Kane wrote:       >"Well?" asked the ferret. "I didn't feel a thing."       >       >Mr. K looked at the view screen. "What's going on out there?"       >       >Just outside the ship, Tuxedo Dionysus briefly paused in his tirade to watch       >Kane slowly peel away from the hull of the Super Stud.       >       >"Mommy..." Kane whimpered, as he floated in TD's general direction.       >       >"Oh great," said TD. "First Amichanians, and now Mamochanians."              "Well," said K, looking at Cape Mike's mech and the two floating       warriors, "We've got a problem. How are we going to deal with the       Emperor of Otaku World?"              "He's not the emperor," said the ferret.              "Why would he lie? HUH? WHY WOULD HE LIE?"              "I thought you hated the Minpire."              "Well, he's not in the Minpire anymore if he's Emperor, right!? Ye       cannot serve both World and Ditz, or something like that."              Since TD could talk in space, he could also hear K's insults towards       his golden-haired object of adoration. "I HEARD THAT!" he yelled, and       flailed his arms wildly trying to get himself to the Super Stud.       Unfortunately, space having no air, this did him no good. However, he       then remembered he could just walk, and he did so BOLDLY.              "Fire all phasers!" screamed K.              "We don't have any phasers," responded Bartholomew.              "Well...do something, then!"              "Roger," said Bartholomew, and pulled out his revolver, firing it at       TD....through the main viewscreen.              "I thought K was supposed to be the stupid one!" snarled the Ferret,       expecting something calamatous to happen. Instead, the bullet whizzed       by TD's head, taking off a few hairs, but nothing happened to the       ship.              "What is going on here!?" demanded K.              "We are evidently in some sort of anti-physics space, or something       like that."              "A vile trick! To what depths does the Minpire sink, to have people       walking in space with impunity!" K leaned over and pushed the plunger       button again, causing a few of the plungers to fly out towards TD.       Unfortunately they hit Cape-Mike's mech instead. Everyone looked at       the thing with multiple plungers stuck to it (no air!? Who cares!)       and could hardly help laughing.              "Shut up!" said Cape-Mike when he heard the guffaws. "Shut up shut up       shut up shut up!" He furiously pressed buttons on his mech, causing       all sorts of missiles and torpedoes to shoot out, streaking towards       the various people and ships in the area.              TBC?              -Chris              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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