From: stephdumas@NOSPAMvideotron.ca   
      
   I spotted these couples of old YKYWTMSMW on the www then I taught to post   
   (or repost ^^; some of them might be already posted in the past), enjoy   
      
   Stéphane Dumas   
      
   You petition the postal service to create Sailor Moon special edition   
   stamps.   
   You've watched an episode of Sailor Moon within the last 24 hours.   
   You're going to watch an episode of Sailor Moon within the next 24 hours.   
   You read that they've discovered ice on the moon, and you think, 'Of course   
   there's ice on the moon. How else could the moon people have skated?'   
   You scream "Moon Prism Power!" at the top of your lungs and expect to   
   instantly get a perfect manicure.   
   You take baths whenever possible, in hopes that Rini will pop out of the   
   water.   
   Your boyfriend dumps you after he finds a picture of Darien in the heart   
   shaped locket he gave you for Valentines Day.   
   You have a black cat, but it is a male, so you can't make up your mind   
   whether to call him Luna or Artemis... so you name him Lunamis.   
   While renting a tuxedo, you ask if a mask comes with it.   
   After months of therapy, you've finally accepted that Serena is not real.   
   But now you have a huge crush on Terri Hawkes!   
   You ask your teacher (who confiscated all your Sailor Moon toys), "Why can't   
   you be more like Miss Haruna?" and she replies, "Why can't you be more like   
   Amy?"   
   You wonder if any of the voice stars of Sailor Moon have ever visited this   
   YKYWTMSMW web page. :)   
   While walking in the mall you pass a book store with the book "Men are from   
   Mars, Women are from Venus" in the window, and you say to the person next to   
   you "No! that's wrong, RAE is from Mars and MINA is from Venus."   
   You have Darian Dreams and Negaverse Nightmares...   
   After getting out of the shower and puttting a towel on your wet hair, you   
   begin to see a resemblance between you and the Moonlight Knight.   
   You never go to sleep before midnight, just incase Maxfield Stanton decides   
   to call you.   
   You spend all day looking at maps of your area, in an attempt to find   
   Makinna Park.   
   While walking through town one night, you could have sworn you saw a man in   
   a tuxedo, standing on top of a street light!   
   When you're at a meeting and the person sitting next to you votes against   
   your proposal, you pinch her on the ankle. It worked for Rae, didn't it?   
   You dye your hair black and rinse it with grape Kool-Aid, so it's exactly   
   the color of Rae's.   
   You fell into a deep state of depression when this YKYWTMSMW list wasn't   
   updated for two whole weeks!   
   One of the cows on your uncle's farm is now named "Sailor Moo".   
   The national health-care plan you mailed to Congress gets sent back, along   
   with the reply, "What is Moon Healing Activation?"   
   You bribed someone who controlled the sound system to have "Only A Memory   
   Away" played at your graduation ceremony.   
   You drive around the city at night, looking for an old run down building   
   with a 'Rag Time' sign out front, in hopes of rescuing Molly before Neflite   
   does.   
   You accidently get a cut on your right arm, and while searching for a   
   bandage, you think, 'Where's Molly when you need her?'   
   You open up a floral shop in hopes of getting an order from Darian.   
   Your girlfriend dumps you, because she says all your Sailor Moon stuff makes   
   your room look more like a girls room than hers.   
   You check NASA's website everyday, closely examining the new pictures sent   
   back from the Mars rover, hoping to see Sailor Mars hiding behind one of the   
   rocks...   
   You go to see the Disney movie "Hercules", but get up and walk out after   
   realizing it has nothing to do with a fat white cat.   
   You write an angry letter to the editors of TV Guide for failing to include   
   Sailor Moon in their "100 Greatest Episodes of All Time" issue.   
   You try making a wedding dress, in hopes of winning a trip to Hawaii.   
   You think they should rename the show "Serena the Teenage Ditz". Of course   
   that's just in jest! :)   
   You'd love to get a hair style like one of the Sailor Scouts, but you fear   
   going to a hair salon.   
   You go to every place that sells chocolate parfait in your town, hoping to   
   find Molly.   
   You think Poison Ivy from the new Batman movie must be a grown up Rini.   
   You are convinced that the "Tamagotchi" is a new trick of the Negaverse to   
   steal energy from millions of kids throughout the world!   
   Your best friend (who happens to be a non-Moonie) is mad at you because you   
   converted her boyfriend into a Moonie. Now he has more in common with you,   
   than with her!   
   You actually hum the tune of Sailor Moon's transformation sequence, while   
   you get dressed.   
   You come up with a name to call Amy based on her hair color. Mina is a   
   blonde, Lita is a brunette, so Amy can be a BLUENETTE!   
   You wonder why Alan and Ann haven't appeared on the X-files.   
   You caused the eye doctor to think you're crazy, because your vision is   
   perfect and yet you still made an appointment with him. When he asked why   
   you were there, you said "I've just got to have green contact lenses, to   
   complete my new Sailor Jupiter look!" :)   
   You start watching the ABC soap opera "Port Charles" because there's a   
   character named Serena on it.   
   You have downloaded so much Sailor Moon information and images, that your   
   computer has become sentient. It also denies any existence of Artemis and   
   claims to be Central Control.   
   You are the proud owner of the Sailor Moon Doom Tree boxed video set.   
   You vow that "chocolate parfait" will be among the last words that you speak   
   before dying.   
   You think Molly should come out with her own line of bandages, with the   
   slogan... 'Made from Molly's actual pajamas!'   
   You remembered Sailor Moon's birthday, but forget your mother's.   
   You are proud of the fact that your school guidance counselor has suggested   
   that you receive psychiatric therapy concerning your Sailor Moon obsession.   
   You went to watch 'Men In Black' hoping to see Tuxedo Mask in it.   
   Your relatives are getting annoyed, because in every picture they have of   
   you, you are in a Sailor Moon pose.   
   You've watched at least one episode of Sailor Moon every day for the last   
   year.   
   You are turned down as a teen counselor at your local summer camp because   
   one of your teachers turned in a reference about you, that said: "DEAR GOD   
   NOOOO!!! She'll turn them ALL into Moonies! Let them be free! She's done it   
   to me... It could happen to ANYONE!"   
   You write to NASA, saying: 'Barnacle Bill' and 'Yogi' are fine, but why   
   haven't you named alteast one of the rocks on Mars, 'Rae'?   
   More than 10 of your suggestions have made it on to this list.   
   While watching Return of the Jedi, you can't help thinking that the Emperor   
   and Queen Beryl would make a good couple.   
   You think they should remake 'The Odd Couple' starring Rae and Serena.   
   You wish Mina had more screentime.   
   It's only July, and you are already hard at work on your Sailor Moon costume   
   for Halloween.   
   God appears to you in a dream and says "I'm not making you a Sailor Scout!   
      
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