From: stephdumas@NOSPAMvideotron.ca   
      
   I spotted on the www a old YKYWTMSMW list and I decided to post on afsm,   
   thanks for reading, arigato   
      
   Stéphane Dumas   
      
   You visit New York, and at first glance you could have sworn that the Statue   
   of Liberty was holding the Moon scepter in her hand, instead of a torch.   
   Your family doesn't eat rice anymore cause they're still picking it out of   
   their hair from your last "eat like Serena" experiment.   
   You start to wonder if Catsy was ever a ballerina.   
   You replace all the pictures of your family and friends in your wallet with   
   sailor moon trading cards.   
   Whenever you see someone wearing weird clothes, you say "Their fashion sense   
   is way last season."   
   You take a trip to the North Pole, not to find Santa, but to destroy the   
   Negaverse.   
   You change the picture of the Windows 95 Logo that starts up with Windows,   
   into a picture of Sailor Moon with a caption reading "Sailor Moon says,   
   Windows 95 is now starting."   
   You set your computer up to play the opening Sailor Moon theme song when it   
   starts up.   
   You set your computer up to play the ending Sailor Moon theme song when it   
   shuts down.   
   You set your computer up to play various Sailor Moon sounds for other   
   functions. "Moon Scepter Elimination!" closes a window. "Moon Crystal   
   Power!" opens one. "Kitty Magic!" creates a new folder or file.   
   You give up playing Solitaire, for fear of the cards coming to life and   
   draining your energy.   
   You have so many Sailor Moon dolls on your bed, there's no room for you!   
   Everytime you throw a frisbee, you shout "Moon Tiara Magic!"   
   You attempt to swat a fly that's been buzzing around pestering you, but   
   before you kill it, you say "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"   
   You plan on opening up your very own "Sailor Moon store". With various   
   fashions and giftware relating to the Sailor Scouts. And you ask the Sailor   
   Moon voice actors, to sign autographs at the grand opening.   
   You look for the nearest phonebooth, to cry in, whenever you get dumped by   
   your boyfriend.   
   You expect everyone who's named 'Amy', to have blue hair and an IQ over 300.   
   You sign up for America Online, then proceed to create five different Screen   
   Names for five different Sailors Scouts.   
   You sign up for Hotmail and then proceed to create five different login   
   names for five different Sailor Scouts.   
   The only reason you got internet access, was to sign the SOS online   
   petition.   
   You hope you are a Sailor scout and Luna just hasn't found you yet.   
   You are afraid to use striped pencils, for fear they are part of Neflite's   
   plans.   
   Your car breaks down on the way to work, and you tell your fellow   
   car-poolers that you can all still get there on time if they would just join   
   hands in a circle and chant, "Scout Power...". When they don't go for that,   
   you wave the dipstick at the car in an effort to "heal" it.   
   You start making a list of possible names for more of Queen Beyrl's   
   generals. Strobelite, Blacklite, Budlite...   
   You plan to someday have five daugthers and name them... Serena, Amy, Raye,   
   Lita, and Mina.   
   Anytime one of your friends sees a Sailor Moon related item, they always   
   think of you.   
   You call up a local radio station, and ask them to play a song from the   
   Sailor Moon CD.   
   You ask someone with the last name of "Moon", if they would name their   
   newborn daughter "Sailor", so there would be a girl named Sailor Moon in   
   real life.   
   While being given an ink blot test, by a psychiatrist(that your parents are   
   forcing you to see because of your Sailor Moon fascination), You tell the   
   psychiatrist that the ink blots look like "A crescent moon, a rose, a   
   temple, a floating ball that looks like a cat, a tuxedo, a mask, a tiara..."   
   You ask Greg or Raye to find out what tonight's winning lottery numbers will   
   be.   
   While reading, your eyes start playing tricks on you. Instead of seeing the   
   name Lisa you see Lita, Nina becomes Mina, Sheena becomes Serena.   
   You watch a tv test pattern for an hour one morning, hoping that Sailor Moon   
   will come on. Because your local TV station moved Sailor Moon to a different   
   time slot, and didn't list the change in the TV guide.   
   You're more of a Moonie than your sister, and she's in the target audience.   
   None of your friends will come to your house anymore, for fear you'll force   
   them to watch Sailor Moon.   
   You ask your florist, "Which type of roses have the best aerodynamics?"   
   You build a swimming pool in the shape of a crescent moon.   
   You have to listen to the Sailor Moon CD, to be able to get to sleep.   
   You need to buy an engagement ring, and you vow to only get it at the OSAP   
   jewelry store.   
   You've tried to convert your friends into Moonies, so many times that they   
   now run away screaming, if you say something even remotely like "Sailor..."   
   Every time you see a new Sailor Moon item, you simply HAVE to buy it!   
   Whenever your mom complains about your grades, your response is, "At least   
   I'm doing better than Serena!"   
   You still think Zoycite is cute, even after learning the truth!   
   You get angry when someone comes up with a better YKYWTMSMW than you did.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)