From: stephdumas@NOSPAMvideotron.ca   
      
   Here a couple of old YKYWTMSMW spotted on the www   
      
   thanks for reading, arigato   
      
   Stéphane Dumas   
      
   Your little brother starts bugging you, so you say, "O.K., Sammy, You're   
   crusin' for a brusin'."   
   You start talking to your Sailor Moon posters, and you figure that the   
   reason they don't talk back is that they were made in Japan, and probably   
   don't speak English.   
   You refuse to be seen in public without a red bow that keeps your five foot   
   long blond hair in the perfect position.   
   You get withdrawal symptoms from Sailor Moon -not just during the   
   weekends, -not just during the night, -not just an hour after the show, -but   
   during the commercials!   
   You wake up one morning and are shocked to see you don't have eyes the size   
   of hard-boiled eggs.   
   When someone says, "I hate our President." and you say, "Don't blame me, I   
   voted for Sailor Moon."   
   You get frustrated because you can't fit into the clothes your Sailor Moon   
   dolls wear.   
   At midnight on New Year's Eve, while everyone else was singing "Old Lang   
   Syne", you were singing "It's a New Day".   
   Your favorite Rap artist is (wicked) Coolio.   
   While in Science class you happen to be studying genes and chromosomes and   
   you ask your Science teacher; "How can two parents who have black and blond   
   hair have a child with pink hair?" Your moonie friends eagerly await the   
   answer, while the rest of the class thinks you're weird.   
   Every calendar in your house has the Sailor Scout's birthdays marked on it.   
   Whenever your parents throw a fit because you came home late, you say "Sorry   
   for being late. But, I had Sailor business!"   
   You actually begin to worry, when Serena asks before the opening credits,   
   "Can the Sailor Scouts survive???"   
   You use this list to convince your parents that you are not the only Sailor   
   Moon fanatic out there.   
   After a week long trip to Japan, you're stopped at Japanese customs because   
   they think you're trying to deprive Japan of all the Sailor Moon   
   merchandise.   
   You think you are the eleventh Sailor Scout... Sailor Earth! The long lost   
   sister of Darien.   
   You are unable to commune in enough real ways with the Sailor Scouts, so you   
   do the next best thing and commune with Luna... by eating cat food.   
   You go to the movies to see "Mars Attacks", expecting it to be about Rae   
   having gone berserk and started attacking people.   
   You call the AT&T Interpreter Line and ask them to translate your Sailor   
   Moon episodes from Japanese into English.   
   You plan on getting into the Guinness Book of Records by collecting the most   
   Sailor Moon merchandise.   
   You destroy all the sweaters in your house, then later realize that they   
   were cardigans.   
   You're hoping to see a "Save Our Sailors" commercial, during the Super Bowl.   
   You have a Lysol can with a sticker that says "Evil be gone!" on it.   
   You think your Step-mom is Queen Beryl in disguise.   
   You wonder when the Negaverse will try to steal energy from the Energizer   
   Bunny.   
   You think the Golden Arches of McDonalds seem to have a resemblance to   
   Serena's hair.   
   After seeing the movie 'Mars Attacks', you go back to the ticket counter and   
   ask for your money back. When asked why, you say "Because it was falsely   
   advertised. Sailor Mars wasn't even in it!   
   While walking down a city street, you notice a woman with a ponytail, and   
   can't help but wonder.....   
   Instead of making a Snow Man, you attempt to make a Snow Serena.   
   You refuse to get a new bed, since your Sailor Moon sheets wouldn't fit it.   
   When you heard the news that Sailor Moon is returning to U.S. television,   
   you nearly fainted with joy.   
   It's 1997 and you're still eating Strawberry Pop Tarts!   
   Your walls are covered with so many Sailor Moon posters, that you have no   
   room for your new 1997 Sailor Moon calendar.   
   You put out birdseed hoping to attract Rae's ravens, Phoebos and Demos.   
   You consider it GOOD luck if a black cat crosses your path.   
   While watching Evita, you think you see Tuxedo Mask instead of Che (Antonio   
   Banderas).   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)