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   XPost: rec.arts.sf.starwars.misc   
   From: jill-marie@NOSPAMatt.net   
      
   Sean Walsh wrote:   
      
   Wait, wait, wait...   
      
   32?!?  Man, you're getting old.  ;-)   
      
      
   > Moff Jerjerrod.....Commander Jerjerrod.....Christ, just pick one,   
   > man...   
   >   
   > Do these court denizens in Jabba's palace pay any sort of rent for   
   > living there?   
      
   Nah, that's just how they roll.   
   >   
   > Why is there some worm living on the wall behind Jabba?   
   >   
   > EV-9D9's office explains my absolute indifference toward the "horrors"   
   > of Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay.   
   >   
   > Feeding Twi'lek ladies to a rancor is kinda hot.   
      
   Have you gotten help for the 2 sentences above?   
      
      
   > Is "poodoo" the Huttese word for "crap" or "poop" or "shit?"   
      
   Yes.   
      
   > Who keeps skulls within throwing distance of the button that can close   
   > the rancor pit door? You deserved to cry for that, Malakili.   
      
   Erm...   
      
   > Why would a vagina in the middle of the desert have teeth on its edges   
   > if there's also a giant mouth that protrudes from it?   
      
   Uhhhhh...   
      
   > Ah. right there. Boba stubbed his toe. That's why he's shrieking.   
   > Stubbed toe.   
   >   
   > I never saw any of those aliens escape the sail barge before it blew.   
   > So did all those people just run around inside it for 10 minutes?   
   >   
   > Man, they're really lucky that skiff had giant magnet beneath it to   
   > pick up the droids.   
   >   
   > Why did they make old man Emperor walk so far down the docking bay?   
   > Just park the shuttle closer to the elevators!   
   >   
   > I feel so bad for Yoda. Sleeping on a pillow with a hole in it like   
   > that.   
   >   
   > How is Obi-Wan's ghost brushing against and moving the   
   > vines? .....MAYBE HE'S NOT DEAD?!?!   
   >   
   > Was the meeting supposed to end when Luke wandered in and some people   
   > in the first row got up to hug him?   
   >   
   > Why not just enter Endor's atmosphere on the other side of the planet   
   > from the Death Star and big Imperial spaceships, and then just fly in   
   > low and get close to the forest moon base?   
   >   
   > Don't you have jets on your legs, R2?   
   >   
   > Terrorizing Ewok babies with your magic tricks, Luke? Really.   
   >   
   > How was 3P0 making those sound effects?   
   >   
   > Gee, did you figure out he might be your brother before or after you   
   > open mouthed him on Hoth, Leia?   
   >   
   > What if Vader unintentionally broke Luke's lightsaber?   
   >   
   > If someone threw a timebomb at my chest, I'd have probably stumbled   
   > forward and swore a lot, not fallen dramatically backwards and   
   > screamed...   
   >   
   > It's not really a trap if you flew right at the Death Star instead of   
   > staying behind and letting the starfighters zoom in by themselves...   
   >   
   > Wouldn't it be funny if the Emperor had just stumbled and tripped   
   > during his dramatic speech with Luke? Would he have recovered from   
   > that?   
   >   
   > I wonder which Tarzan movie Chewbacca watched to get that yell down.   
   > Really hope it wasn't that Casper Van Dien one.   
   >   
   > Where the fuck did Mon Mothma go?!   
   >   
   Same place she went to in Ep 3?   
      
      
   > You can jump around the Senate building but you can't do anything but   
   > helplessly flail down a reactor shaft, Palpatine?   
   >   
   > Yeah, Piett totally could've survived that.   
      
   Totally.  There was an escape pod in that cubicle he dived into, totally.   
      
   > Why didn't anyone just run up the ramp of that shuttle past Luke and   
   > Vader and take off without them?   
   >   
   > If a Death Star blew up above the Earth, it'd be nuclear winter for us   
   > all. But on Endor, it's just a pretty light display.   
      
   Yub nub.   
      
   > So the Emperor, Vader and the upper echelons of Imperial might dies -   
   > and all these people on Coruscant decide to party instead of rise up   
   > against the remnants in bloody revolt?!   
      
   Wesa free!   
      
      
   Sean, you think about the oddest things.  ;-)   
      
      
   ~~jm   
   Happy Birthday!   
      
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