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   "Dr. Phineas J. Martian"  wrote in message   
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   On Sep 23, 6:29 pm, "Your Name"  wrote:   
   > >   
   > > From the new scripts I've read (being a "close friend of George Lucas)   
   none   
   > > of that. The bartender decides Han has paid his bar tab quickly enough,   
   so   
   > > has Han in the kitchen washing dishes before Greedo even shows up ... of   
   > > course, with Han stuck at the Cantina it makes it difficult for Lukeana   
   and   
   > > Ben to get to Alderaan, but George is still working on that (the current   
   > > idea is to have Jar Jar show up in a Naboo starship to give them a ride,   
   but   
   > > Jar Jar gets them to Alderaan before the Death Star, so there's still a   
   bit of   
   > > a problem to sort out there yet). ;-)   
   >   
   > I know. Since the Millenium Falcon is the 'Fastest Hunk of Junk in the   
   > Galaxy'. How about Han Finishes the Dishes first, flies to Alderaan,   
   > gets his arms ripped off by the upset wookie (who is still kind of   
   > damp and rashy from the dishwashing) and... then... fuck... i don't   
   > know what... cut to the next movie! make 4 movies out of the trilogy!   
   > omg the fanbois will be building real lightsabers to kill each other   
   > with they'll be so pissed.   
      
   George Lucas has come up with a new idea. Instead of taking Ben and Lukeana   
   to Alderaan, Jar Jar mis-programs the navicomputer and they end up on the   
   Forest Moon of Endor. The Ewoks warriors join them and they all fly off to   
   save Leia from the Death Star. The Ewoks are then in all three of the second   
   trilogy, and in fact Brn decides to train Wicket to become a Jedi Knight,   
   and Wicket is now the one who defeats the Emperor in Episode VI.  ;-)   
      
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