XPost: alt.flame, alt.cascade, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk   
   XPost: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose   
   From: byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com   
      
   In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
      
   > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >   
   > >> >Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you read me?   
   > >> Loud and clear, kid. What's up?   
   > >Well I finished my circle, I don't pick up any life readings.   
   > There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. The sensors   
   > are placed -- I'm going back to base.   
   *another tauntaun goes skippidy doo through the shot; millions of kids   
   watching this in the 21st century on their giant HD flatwidescreen TVs think   
   to themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*   
   Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a meteorite that hit the ground near here,   
   I wanna check it out. Won't take long.   
   Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable snowman alert! And get off me,   
   you fucking alien!]   
   Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya smell somethin'?   
   RAWR!   
   *Luke gets moshed*   
   Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]   
   *tauntaun gets mushed*   
      
   --   
   alt.flame "Mark Hamill's car-accident facial scars now explained away" Special   
   Forces   
   "How can such a hard man be so gentle? If I wasn't hard, I wouldn't be alive.   
   If I wasn't gentle, I wouldn't deserve to be alive."     -- Philip Marlowe   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)