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   "The 2-Belo"  wrote in message   
   news:m3out592ka4mqsmjbjv0398utqsflfqdpa@4ax.com...   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >   
   > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >   
   > >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >   
   > >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you read me?   
   > >> >> >> >> Loud and clear, kid. What's up?   
   > >> >> >> >Well I finished my circle, I don't pick up any life readings.   
   > >> >> >> There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser.   
   The sensors   
   > >> >> >> are placed -- I'm going back to base.   
   > >> >> >*another tauntaun goes skippidy doo through the shot; millions of   
   kids   
   > >> >> >watching this in the 21st century on their giant HD flatwidescreen   
   TVs think   
   > >> >> >to themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*   
   > >> >> >Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a meteorite that hit the ground   
   near here,   
   > >> >> >I wanna check it out. Won't take long.   
   > >> >> >Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable snowman alert! And get   
   off me,   
   > >> >> >you fucking alien!]   
   > >> >> >Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya smell   
   somethin'?   
   > >> >> >RAWR!   
   > >> >> >*Luke gets moshed*   
   > >> >> >Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]   
   > >> >> >*tauntaun gets mushed*   
   > >> >> *Meanwhile, Han trots into the improbable cave-base*   
   > >> >  *fitting in very nicely with all the other improbabilities in this   
   series*   
   > >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> *A Wookiee, basically a 7-foot-tall pile of highly flammable hair,   
   is...   
   > >> >> welding?*   
   > >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> Raaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!   
   > >> >> All riiiight, don't lose your temper! I'll come right back and give   
   you a hand.   
   > >> >*Han makes his way into the control room; Leia is there, bearing a   
   harsher,   
   > >> >somehow military 'do*   
   > >> >*Han finds the base commander; I know this is a bunch of guerrillas,   
   but   
   > >> >another hard thing to swallow is a military force capable of taking   
   down   
   > >> >a galactic empire in which nobody salutes*   
   > >> >Hello.   
   > >> No sign of life out there, General. The sensors are in place. You'll   
   know if   
   > >> anything comes around.   
   > >Commander Skywalker reported in yet?   
   > No. He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him.   
      
   After many more adventures, the good guys win, the Ewoks sing the   
   re-established Yub Yub song, and all is right with the universe again.   
      
   The End   
      
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   Fade to black   
      
   -)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)