XPost: alt.flame, alt.cascade, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk   
   XPost: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose   
   From: byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com   
      
   In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
      
   > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >   
   > >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >   
   > >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you read me?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> Loud and clear, kid. What's up?   
   > >> >> >> >> >Well I finished my circle, I don't pick up any life readings.   
   > >> >> >> >> There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space   
   cruiser. The sensors   
   > >> >> >> >> are placed -- I'm going back to base.   
   > >> >> >> >*another tauntaun goes skippidy doo through the shot; millions of   
   kids   
   > >> >> >> >watching this in the 21st century on their giant HD flatwidescreen   
   TVs think   
   > >> >> >> >to themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*   
   > >> >> >> >Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a meteorite that hit the   
   ground near here,   
   > >> >> >> >I wanna check it out. Won't take long.   
   > >> >> >> >Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable snowman alert! And get   
   off me,   
   > >> >> >> >you fucking alien!]   
   > >> >> >> >Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya smell   
   somethin'?   
   > >> >> >> >RAWR!   
   > >> >> >> >*Luke gets moshed*   
   > >> >> >> >Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]   
   > >> >> >> >*tauntaun gets mushed*   
   > >> >> >> *Meanwhile, Han trots into the improbable cave-base*   
   > >> >> >  *fitting in very nicely with all the other improbabilities in this   
   series*   
   > >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> *A Wookiee, basically a 7-foot-tall pile of highly flammable hair,   
   is...   
   > >> >> >> welding?*   
   > >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> Raaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!   
   > >> >> >> All riiiight, don't lose your temper! I'll come right back and give   
   you a hand.   
   > >> >> >*Han makes his way into the control room; Leia is there, bearing a   
   harsher,   
   > >> >> >somehow military 'do*   
   > >> >> >*Han finds the base commander; I know this is a bunch of guerrillas,   
   but   
   > >> >> >another hard thing to swallow is a military force capable of taking   
   down   
   > >> >> >a galactic empire in which nobody salutes*   
   > >> >> >Hello.   
   > >> >> No sign of life out there, General. The sensors are in place. You'll   
   know if   
   > >> >> anything comes around.   
   > >> >Commander Skywalker reported in yet?   
   > >> No. He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him.   
   > >With all the meteor activity in this system, it's gonna be difficult to spot   
   > >approaching ships.   
   > General... I've got to leave. I can't stay anymore.   
   I'm sorry to hear that.   
      
   --   
   alt.flame "which of course is bullshit because he'd like to have a crack at   
   Leia, too" Special Forces   
   "In any society, the artist has a responsibility. His effectiveness is   
   certainly limited and a painter or writer cannot change the world. But   
   they can keep an essential margin of nonconformity alive. Thanks to them   
   the powerful can never affirm that everyone agrees with their acts. That   
   small difference is very important."               -- Luis Bunuel   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)