XPost: alt.flame, alt.cascade, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk   
   XPost: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose   
   From: your.name@isp.com   
      
   "Avoid normal situations."    
   wrote in message news:hrqutj0cpb@enews6.newsguy.com...   
   > In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   >   
   > > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > > >   
   > > >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > > >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > > >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > > >> >   
   > > >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > > >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > > >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > > >> >> >   
   > > >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > > >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Avoid normal   
   > > >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > > >> >> >> >   
   > > >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo   
    wrote:   
   > > >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Avoid normal   
   > > >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > > >> >> >> >> >   
   > > >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo   
    wrote:   
   > > >> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer   
   that Avoid normal   
   > > >> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms   
   that:   
   > > >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you read   
   me?   
   > > >> >> >> >> >> >> Loud and clear, kid. What's up?   
   > > >> >> >> >> >> >Well I finished my circle, I don't pick up any life   
   readings.   
   > > >> >> >> >> >> There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space   
   cruiser. The sensors   
   > > >> >> >> >> >> are placed -- I'm going back to base.   
   > > >> >> >> >> >*another tauntaun goes skippidy doo through the shot;   
   millions of kids   
   > > >> >> >> >> >watching this in the 21st century on their giant HD   
   flatwidescreen TVs think   
   > > >> >> >> >> >to themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*   
   > > >> >> >> >> >Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a meteorite that hit   
   the ground near here,   
   > > >> >> >> >> >I wanna check it out. Won't take long.   
   > > >> >> >> >> >Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable snowman alert!   
   And get off me,   
   > > >> >> >> >> >you fucking alien!]   
   > > >> >> >> >> >Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya smell   
   somethin'?   
   > > >> >> >> >> >RAWR!   
   > > >> >> >> >> >*Luke gets moshed*   
   > > >> >> >> >> >Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]   
   > > >> >> >> >> >*tauntaun gets mushed*   
   > > >> >> >> >> *Meanwhile, Han trots into the improbable cave-base*   
   > > >> >> >> >  *fitting in very nicely with all the other improbabilities   
   in this series*   
   > > >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > > >> >> >> >> *A Wookiee, basically a 7-foot-tall pile of highly flammable   
   hair, is...   
   > > >> >> >> >> welding?*   
   > > >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > > >> >> >> >> Raaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!   
   > > >> >> >> >> All riiiight, don't lose your temper! I'll come right back   
   and give you a hand.   
   > > >> >> >> >*Han makes his way into the control room; Leia is there,   
   bearing a harsher,   
   > > >> >> >> >somehow military 'do*   
   > > >> >> >> >*Han finds the base commander; I know this is a bunch of   
   guerrillas, but   
   > > >> >> >> >another hard thing to swallow is a military force capable of   
   taking down   
   > > >> >> >> >a galactic empire in which nobody salutes*   
   > > >> >> >> >Hello.   
   > > >> >> >> No sign of life out there, General. The sensors are in place.   
   You'll know if   
   > > >> >> >> anything comes around.   
   > > >> >> >Commander Skywalker reported in yet?   
   > > >> >> No. He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him.   
   > > >> >With all the meteor activity in this system, it's gonna be difficult   
   to spot   
   > > >> >approaching ships.   
   > > >> General... I've got to leave. I can't stay anymore.   
   > > >I'm sorry to hear that.   
   > > I've got a price on my head. If I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt, I'm a   
   dead man.   
   > A death march is not an easy thing to live with.   
   > *beat*   
   > You're a good fighter, Solo. I hate to lose you.   
      
   "Death mark" ... not "death march".   
      
   And according to the novelisation (the scrpt may be different) that sequence   
   is back-to-front - the General says "you're good in a fight"; Han says he   
   has a price on his head; the General says it's not an easy thing to live   
   with.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)