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From: byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com
In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >
> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal
> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >> >
> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid
normal
> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo
wrote:
> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid
normal
> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo
wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that
Avoid normal
> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that
Avoid normal
> >> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer
that Avoid normal
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer
that Avoid normal
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms
that:
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you
read me?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Loud and clear, kid. What's up?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Well I finished my circle, I don't pick up any life
readings.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a
space cruiser. The sensors
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> are placed -- I'm going back to base.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*another tauntaun goes skippidy doo through the shot;
millions of kids
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >watching this in the 21st century on their giant HD
flatwidescreen TVs think
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >to themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a meteorite that hit
the ground near here,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I wanna check it out. Won't take long.
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable snowman
alert! And get off me,
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you fucking alien!]
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya
smell somethin'?
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >RAWR!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Luke gets moshed*
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]
> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*tauntaun gets mushed*
> >> >> >> >> >> >> *Meanwhile, Han trots into the improbable cave-base*
> >> >> >> >> >> > *fitting in very nicely with all the other improbabilities
in this series*
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> *A Wookiee, basically a 7-foot-tall pile of highly
flammable hair, is...
> >> >> >> >> >> >> welding?*
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> Raaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!
> >> >> >> >> >> >> All riiiight, don't lose your temper! I'll come right back
and give you a hand.
> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han makes his way into the control room; Leia is there,
bearing a harsher,
> >> >> >> >> >> >somehow military 'do*
> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han finds the base commander; I know this is a bunch of
guerrillas, but
> >> >> >> >> >> >another hard thing to swallow is a military force capable of
taking down
> >> >> >> >> >> >a galactic empire in which nobody salutes*
> >> >> >> >> >> >Hello.
> >> >> >> >> >> No sign of life out there, General. The sensors are in place.
You'll know if
> >> >> >> >> >> anything comes around.
> >> >> >> >> >Commander Skywalker reported in yet?
> >> >> >> >> No. He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him.
> >> >> >> >With all the meteor activity in this system, it's gonna be
difficult to spot
> >> >> >> >approaching ships.
> >> >> >> General... I've got to leave. I can't stay anymore.
> >> >> >I'm sorry to hear that.
> >> >> I've got a price on my head. If I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt, I'm a
dead man.
> >> >A death mark's not an easy thing to live with. [FTFY.]
> >> >*beat*
> >> >You're a good fighter, Solo. I hate to lose you.
> >> *handshake* Thank you, General.
> >> *turns to Leia, sizes her up*
> >*for the first time, we hear the Star Wars Love Theme*
> >> Well, Your Highness, I guess this is it.
> >*plays it cool, nods* That's right.
> .... Well, don't go all mushy on me. So long, Princess!
*Leia registers, "Oh, no!" and goes after him*
Han!
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alt.flame Special Forces
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they can keep an essential margin of nonconformity alive. Thanks to them
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small difference is very important." -- Luis Bunuel
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