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From: your.name@isp.com
"The 2-Belo" wrote in message
news:m8j2u5lo2dvt0odrtkccj4j42e55t31add@4ax.com...
> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Your Name has
> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
> >
> >"Avoid normal situations."
> >wrote in message news:hrqutj0cpb@enews6.newsguy.com...
> >> In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
> >> > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid
normal
> >> > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >>
> >> > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo
wrote:
> >> > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid
> >normal
> >> > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >> > >
> >> > >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo
> >wrote:
> >> > >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid
> >normal
> >> > >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo
> >wrote:
> >> > >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that
Avoid
> >normal
> >> > >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >> > >> >> >
> >> > >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo
> >wrote:
> >> > >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that
> >Avoid normal
> >> > >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
> >> > >> >> >> >
> >> > >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo
> > wrote:
> >> > >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer
that
> >Avoid normal
> >> > >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms
that:
> >> > >> >> >> >> >
> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo
> > wrote:
> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics
Officer
> >that Avoid normal
> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms
> >that:
> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >
> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you
read
> >me?
> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >> Loud and clear, kid. What's up?
> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >Well I finished my circle, I don't pick up any life
> >readings.
> >> > >> >> >> >> >> There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a
space
> >cruiser. The sensors
> >> > >> >> >> >> >> are placed -- I'm going back to base.
> >> > >> >> >> >> >*another tauntaun goes skippidy doo through the shot;
> >millions of kids
> >> > >> >> >> >> >watching this in the 21st century on their giant HD
> >flatwidescreen TVs think
> >> > >> >> >> >> >to themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*
> >> > >> >> >> >> >Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a meteorite that hit
> >the ground near here,
> >> > >> >> >> >> >I wanna check it out. Won't take long.
> >> > >> >> >> >> >Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable snowman
alert!
> >And get off me,
> >> > >> >> >> >> >you fucking alien!]
> >> > >> >> >> >> >Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya
smell
> >somethin'?
> >> > >> >> >> >> >RAWR!
> >> > >> >> >> >> >*Luke gets moshed*
> >> > >> >> >> >> >Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]
> >> > >> >> >> >> >*tauntaun gets mushed*
> >> > >> >> >> >> *Meanwhile, Han trots into the improbable cave-base*
> >> > >> >> >> > *fitting in very nicely with all the other
improbabilities
> >in this series*
> >> > >> >> >> >> Chewie!
> >> > >> >> >> >> *A Wookiee, basically a 7-foot-tall pile of highly
flammable
> >hair, is...
> >> > >> >> >> >> welding?*
> >> > >> >> >> >> Chewie!
> >> > >> >> >> >> Raaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!
> >> > >> >> >> >> All riiiight, don't lose your temper! I'll come right
back
> >and give you a hand.
> >> > >> >> >> >*Han makes his way into the control room; Leia is there,
> >bearing a harsher,
> >> > >> >> >> >somehow military 'do*
> >> > >> >> >> >*Han finds the base commander; I know this is a bunch of
> >guerrillas, but
> >> > >> >> >> >another hard thing to swallow is a military force capable
of
> >taking down
> >> > >> >> >> >a galactic empire in which nobody salutes*
> >> > >> >> >> >Hello.
> >> > >> >> >> No sign of life out there, General. The sensors are in
place.
> >You'll know if
> >> > >> >> >> anything comes around.
> >> > >> >> >Commander Skywalker reported in yet?
> >> > >> >> No. He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him.
> >> > >> >With all the meteor activity in this system, it's gonna be
difficult
> >to spot
> >> > >> >approaching ships.
> >> > >> General... I've got to leave. I can't stay anymore.
> >> > >I'm sorry to hear that.
> >> > I've got a price on my head. If I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt, I'm a
> >dead man.
> >> A death march is not an easy thing to live with.
> >> *beat*
> >> You're a good fighter, Solo. I hate to lose you.
> >
> >"Death mark" ... not "death march".
>
> 1. I already corrected it.
>
> >And according to the novelisation (the scrpt may be different) that
sequence
> >is back-to-front - the General says "you're good in a fight"; Han says he
> >has a price on his head; the General says it's not an easy thing to live
> >with.
>
> 2. This is the movie script. We don't do novelis[z]ations, because usually
they
> suck.
>
> 3. You can, you know, contribute, if you want. Not like anyone else ever
has.
I already did - I fast-forwarded to the end of the movie Saga with the Ewok
celebration, but you guys ignored it. ;-)
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