XPost: alt.flame, alt.cascade, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk   
   XPost: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose   
   From: byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com   
      
   In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
      
   > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >   
   > >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >   
   > >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer   
   that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer   
   that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms   
   that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics   
   Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director   
   confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you   
   read me?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Loud and clear, kid. What's up?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Well I finished my circle, I don't pick up any life   
   readings.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a   
   space cruiser. The sensors   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> are placed -- I'm going back to base.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*another tauntaun goes skippidy doo through the shot;   
   millions of kids   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >watching this in the 21st century on their giant HD   
   flatwidescreen TVs think   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >to themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a meteorite that   
   hit the ground near here,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I wanna check it out. Won't take long.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable snowman   
   alert! And get off me,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you fucking alien!]   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya   
   smell somethin'?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >RAWR!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Luke gets moshed*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*tauntaun gets mushed*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *Meanwhile, Han trots into the improbable cave-base*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >  *fitting in very nicely with all the other   
   improbabilities in this series*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *A Wookiee, basically a 7-foot-tall pile of highly   
   flammable hair, is...   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> welding?*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Raaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All riiiight, don't lose your temper! I'll come right   
   back and give you a hand.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han makes his way into the control room; Leia is there,   
   bearing a harsher,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >somehow military 'do*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han finds the base commander; I know this is a bunch of   
   guerrillas, but   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >another hard thing to swallow is a military force capable   
   of taking down   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >a galactic empire in which nobody salutes*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hello.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> No sign of life out there, General. The sensors are in   
   place. You'll know if   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> anything comes around.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >Commander Skywalker reported in yet?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> No. He's checking out a meteorite that hit near him.   
   > >> >> >> >> >With all the meteor activity in this system, it's gonna be   
   difficult to spot   
   > >> >> >> >> >approaching ships.   
   > >> >> >> >> General... I've got to leave. I can't stay anymore.   
   > >> >> >> >I'm sorry to hear that.   
   > >> >> >> I've got a price on my head. If I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt, I'm   
   a dead man.   
   > >> >> >A death mark's not an easy thing to live with. [FTFY.]   
   > >> >> >*beat*   
   > >> >> >You're a good fighter, Solo. I hate to lose you.   
   > >> >> *handshake* Thank you, General.   
   > >> >> *turns to Leia, sizes her up*   
   > >> >*for the first time, we hear the Star Wars Love Theme*   
   > >> >> Well, Your Highness, I guess this is it.   
   > >> >*plays it cool, nods* That's right.   
   > >> .... Well, don't go all mushy on me. So long, Princess!   
   > >*Leia registers, "Oh, no!" and goes after him*   
   > >Han!   
   > *Yes*, Your Highness?   
   I thought you had decided to stay.   
      
   --   
   alt.flame Special Forces   
   "In any society, the artist has a responsibility. His effectiveness is   
   certainly limited and a painter or writer cannot change the world. But   
   they can keep an essential margin of nonconformity alive. Thanks to them   
   the powerful can never affirm that everyone agrees with their acts. That   
   small difference is very important."               -- Luis Bunuel   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)