XPost: alt.flame, alt.cascade, alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk   
   XPost: alt.fan.karl-malden.nose   
   From: byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com   
      
   In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
      
   > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >   
   > >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >   
   > >> >> >In alt.flame Philippe and Coco  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> People are starting to talk about what "The 2-Belo" said:   
   > >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Philippe   
   and Coco has   
   > >> >> >> >exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >>People are starting to talk about what "The 2-Belo" said:   
   > >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> >> >>>situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >>>   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Echo Three to   
   Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you read me?   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Loud and clear,   
   kid. What's up?   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Well I finished   
   my circle, I don't pick up any life readings.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> There isn't enough   
   life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. The sensors   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> are placed -- I'm   
   going back to base.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*another tauntaun   
   goes skippidy doo through the shot; millions of kids   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >watching this in the   
   21st century on their giant HD flatwidescreen TVs think   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >to themselves, "Man,   
   this is so *old*"*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Right, I'll see ya   
   shortly. There's a meteorite that hit the ground near here,   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I wanna check it   
   out. Won't take long.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh!   
   [Translation: Abominable snowman alert! And get off me,   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you fucking alien!]   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Steady! Hey! Steady,   
   girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya smell somethin'?   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >RAWR!   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Luke gets moshed*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh!   
   [Translation: I told you so!]   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*tauntaun gets   
   mushed*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *Meanwhile, Han trots   
   into the improbable cave-base*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >  *fitting in very   
   nicely with all the other improbabilities in this series*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *A Wookiee, basically   
   a 7-foot-tall pile of highly flammable hair, is...   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> welding?*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Raaaaaa   
   aaaaagggggggggggh!   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All riiiight, don't   
   lose your temper! I'll come right back and give you a hand.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han makes his way into   
   the control room; Leia is there, bearing a harsher,   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >somehow military 'do*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han finds the base   
   commander; I know this is a bunch of guerrillas, but   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >another hard thing to   
   swallow is a military force capable of taking down   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >a galactic empire in   
   which nobody salutes*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hello.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> No sign of life out   
   there, General. The sensors are in place. You'll know if   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> anything comes around.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Commander Skywalker   
   reported in yet?   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> No. He's checking out a   
   meteorite that hit near him.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >With all the meteor activity   
   in this system, it's gonna be difficult to spot   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >approaching ships.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> General... I've got to leave.   
   I can't stay anymore.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >I'm sorry to hear that.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> I've got a price on my head. If I   
   don't pay off Jabba the Hutt, I'm a dead man.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >A death mark's not an easy thing to   
   live with. [FTFY.]   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >*beat*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >You're a good fighter, Solo. I hate   
   to lose you.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *handshake* Thank you, General.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> *turns to Leia, sizes her up*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >*for the first time, we hear the Star   
   Wars Love Theme*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> Well, Your Highness, I guess this is   
   it.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >*plays it cool, nods* That's right.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> .... Well, don't go all mushy on me. So   
   long, Princess!   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >*Leia registers, "Oh, no!" and goes after   
   him*   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >Han!   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> *Yes*, Your Highnessness? [fixed]   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >I thought you had decided to stay.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> Well, the bounty hunter we ran into on Ord   
   Mandell changed my mind.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>Han, we need you!   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >*We* need?   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> Yes.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >Well what about "you need"?   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> *I* need? I don't know what you're talking about.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >*tsk* Probably don't.   
   > >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> And what precisely am I supposed to know?   
      
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