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   From: byend.removethisbityousillyperson@eskimo.com   
      
   In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
      
   > >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >   
   > >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >   
   > >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Avoid   
   normal   
   > >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo    
   wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that   
   Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame The 2-Belo  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer   
   that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >In alt.flame Philippe and Coco  wrote:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> People are starting to talk about what "The 2-Belo"   
   said:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics   
   Officer that Philippe and Coco has   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >exploded. Flight director confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>People are starting to talk about what "The   
   2-Belo" said:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics   
   Officer that Avoid normal   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>situations. has exploded. Flight director   
   confirms that:   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >Echo Three to Echo Seven. Han old buddy, do you read me?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   Loud and clear, kid. What's up?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >Well I finished my circle, I don't pick up any life readings.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a space cruiser. The sensors   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> are   
   placed -- I'm going back to base.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >*another tauntaun goes skippidy doo through the shot; millions of kids   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >watching this in the 21st century on their giant HD flatwidescreen TVs think   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >to   
   themselves, "Man, this is so *old*"*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >Right, I'll see ya shortly. There's a meteorite that hit the ground near here,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I   
   wanna check it out. Won't take long.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >Beeeeeeeghhhhhhhh! [Translation: Abominable snowman alert! And get off me,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >you   
   fucking alien!]   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >Steady! Hey! Steady, girl! Hey what's the matter? Ya smell somethin'?   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >RAWR!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Luke   
   gets moshed*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >Beeegggggghhrhhhhhh! [Translation: I told you so!]   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   >*tauntaun gets mushed*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   *Meanwhile, Han trots into the improbable cave-base*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >    
   *fitting in very nicely with all the other improbabilities in this series*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> *A   
   Wookiee, basically a 7-foot-tall pile of highly flammable hair, is...   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   welding?*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Chewie!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>   
   Raaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggh!   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> All   
   riiiight, don't lose your temper! I'll come right back and give you a hand.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han   
   makes his way into the control room; Leia is there, bearing a harsher,   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >somehow   
   military 'do*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >*Han   
   finds the base commander; I know this is a bunch of guerrillas, but   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >another   
   hard thing to swallow is a military force capable of taking down   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >a   
   galactic empire in which nobody salutes*   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Hello.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> No sign   
   of life out there, General. The sensors are in place. You'll know if   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> anything   
   comes around.   
   > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> >> >> >> >> >>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Commander   
   Skywalker reported in yet?   
      
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